Lakefest Festival 2026 – REVIEWED!

Lakefest 2026 – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Nestled at the foot of the Malvern Hills, Lakefest is an independent music and family festival that takes place in the stunning grounds of Eastnor Castle, Ledbury, Herefordshire. It’s an incredible location to host a festival, even if the recent spate of heatwaves has left the grass looking a little browner than usual.

The festival takes place over four days, bringing 20,000 revellers of all ages to this corner of Herefordshire. Attendees are treated to a wide variety of performances from legendary music artists, award winning cuisine and a vibrant mix of family friendly activities.

Eastnor Castle – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The site is conveniently located near junctions 7 and 8 of the M5 motorway, providing straightforward access from Birmingham, Bristol and the Southwest. Lakefest were quick to point out the perils of following Sat Nav en route owing to the A449 between Malvern and Ledbury being closed and advising to allow extra time.

The campsites opened up on Wednesday afternoon, giving attendees new and old the chance to settle into their designated patches and get tents set up ready for action. That being said, a baffling lack of communication from organisers meant details of entry were only posted to social media two hours before gates opened! Considering there’d been plenty of other posts bearing less relevance in the build-up, it seems bonkers to post the important information just prior to opening and on channels available to a limited number – especially if folks are already on the way.

There was the expected amount of traffic as revellers arrived to pitch up ready for the next five days of action – with tailbacks causing some delays (definitely a route to avoid if you’re in the local area and not going to Lakefest!).

If you’re not driving to site, the most convenient train station is Ledbury, which has direct connections to Hereford, Worcester and Birmingham. You then need to get a taxi from Ledbury to the festival site, which is around two miles from the town centre with local services provided by A2B Taxis Ledbury, Ledbury Taxi Service and Ledbury Private Hire.

The Lakefest website referenced buses, but having had a browse online and through Stagecoach’s app I couldn’t find anything. There wasn’t anything referencing buses on the Eastnor Castle website either – so I don’t think that’s a goer.

Arriving on site and collecting wristbands I headed to the designated spot for press and set up my tent before heading off to explore the site.

On the way down the hill to the iconic LOVE LAKEFEST signs, there’s a section of the Berlin Wall sitting overlooking the valley below. It stands alone, next to a massive tree which has a rope swing attached that kids were using all weekend. It’s hard not to be moved by the jarring dichotomy between the concrete structure’s past and its new place in the world.

A section of the Berlin Wall in Eastnor Park! – Credit Summer Festival Guide

The site is laid out across a valley with the main arena in the centre and camping options either side. To the north of the site is the area allocated to glamping, accessibility camping, electric campervan pitches and other pitches earmarked by colours. In the south are areas marked out for general camping, fun camping and family camping – ensuring there’s plenty of chance to find the right spot for you and your party.

There was also the option to go All Inclusive, which meant a private camping area with the choice of your own tent, campervan or motorhome – or staying in pre-assembled bell tents. Those opting for the package also received access to a menu of food served throughout the day, including drinks, and perhaps most importantly fancier toilets and a WIFI connection. The latter definitely coming into its own as its pretty much zero coverage down in the valley.

The arena is split in half by a small waterway which has bridges across them. North of the brook is the Abbey Main Stage, VIP area, Cocktail Bar, Yamaha stage, The Greatest Show and Retrospective of House tents, the main bar and the vast majority of food vendors. To the south you had the Funky Town stage, Cheshire Cat Club, Road to Lakefest tent, BMX arena and The Willow garden area. The layout works pretty well, even if there’s a bit of a bottleneck on the bridge nearest to The Greatest Show tent where vendors are set up either side of a narrow walkway (not helped by no-one really paying any attention to which direction they walked in).

There’s even a Ferris Wheel, which is definitely, definitely not the one from Download Festival…

Not the one from Download… – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Thursday Highlights

As Lakefest has expanded so has its ability to bring in big name performers and a loyal following of Lakefesters who wouldn’t miss the annual event rain or shine.

This year’s headliners were The Charlatans, Example, Madness and Bananarama – with further performances from festival favourites Scouting for Girls, Lightning Seeds and Newton Faulker as well as dance legends of the 90’s.

It isn’t just well-established acts that get their chance to shine at Lakefest. The Cocktail Club, VIP area, Cheshire Cat Club and the Yamaha stage all offered the chance to see unsigned talent – with the latter effectively operating as an open mic and providing unbooked artists the chance to play on a stage in front of a crowd.

The Yamaha stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Speaking with one of the organisers, Chris Irvine, he discussed how they had an 11-year-old lad get up to play Nirvana songs and they found other musicians to play with him. What an experience that must have been!? It’s a fantastic idea and a chance to see potential stars of the future.

Each year organisers run ‘Road to Lakefest’ – a chance for emerging bands and artists to play on the Main Stage at the festival, win £1,500 and spend three days in the recording studio with Ride’s Mark Gardener (himself DJing later in the week) at his OX4 Studios. Second place received £750 and third place £500, with 18 bands from over 600 entries selected to play during the weekend.

Road to Lakefest gives young artists a chance to play the Abbey Main Stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

One of those bands and starting things off for the weekend was Underscore – a youthful four-piece out of Cheltenham who wear their influences on their sleeves. Teething problems with their sound set up meant the lads were five minutes late getting started, which was clearly a frustration – but despite the setback, they quickly hit their stride with a sound that channels Oasis to Fontaines DC via The Strokes.

Underscore – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Catching up with a couple of friends who had given me a lift to site (thank you Tash and James!) it was time to visit the bar.

There are several across the site with booze partners include Wye Valley and Stowford Press, so there’s a broad spectrum available, from lagers to real ales and ciders. Two and a half pints of lager, each with a £2.50 recyclable cup came in at £22.50. Not too bad for a festival. Most of the beers were around the £6 mark, which you’ll pay at most high street pubs these days.

The pint glasses are re-usable with staff not swapping them for clean ones during the course of the weekend on hygiene and reduction of waste basis. It’s not a bad idea at all. You end up with a memento from the festival and it (in theory) means people are less likely to discard the cups around site – which is often noticeable at other festivals. It did mean dropping one accidentally often led to a panic of “Where’s my cup?” and people retracing their steps – but that’s better than leaving it for someone else to deal with.

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It isn’t all pints though. At the cocktail bar (which also has an array of performers over the weekend) there are a load of classic options including margaritas, mojitos, old fashioneds, bloody marys and espresso martinis. There’s even a champagne bar with a white limo in it! My personal favourite was the Jam Shed trailer offering samples of their red wine and cola cans, known more commonly as a Calimoxto or poor man’s sangria. Dangerously palatable and available across most of the bars.

This year the Funkytown tent was sponsored by fragrance brand Xerjoff. I caught Midnight Swim, appearing in the BBC Introducing Slot, I think – there was a bit of confusion around that. Their soaring indie anthems, including ‘Bend and Break’, were an unexpected treat.

Next to the Abbey Main Stage for Sheffield-based Sundress who specialise in a dreamy indie-pop sound that was as glorious in the beaming sun. The half hour slot flew by, almost as swiftly as the wasps tormenting frontwoman Chelsea who, despite the fear, cracked on like the pro she is. Latest single ‘Beach House Baby’ has more than a touch of the band by the same name and wouldn’t be out of place in a scene from an early 00’s movie about a road trip along the California coast. Dreamy.

The winner of the Road to Lakefest was on the Main Stage next. Fran Lusty (“It’s my real name. It’s a weird one.”) was born in Cambridge with Norwegian roots and her music has been described as ‘dreamful’ and ‘truly transformative’.  She kept the sunshine-vibes going, with a set filled with Laura Marling-esque folk music. Her stage patter is knowing, speaking about drifting apart from someone you’re in love with when you’re together in the same room as “a cheerful one” and when switching guitars remarking “it’s getting serious”. Lusty is in the ascendancy and it’ll be exciting to see what comes out of the recording sessions and where she’ll go next.

Fran Lusty – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Wandering through the site I popped in to check the VIP area out. As a first timer, I didn’t have anything to compare it with, but I am assured there was a marked difference this year. Multiple canopies were set up to provide some welcome shade, with picnic benches, deck chairs and hay bales, as well as posh loos, a bar, pizza wagon and their own stage.

Speaking of, while there I caught some of Brighton-based Thimble – playing only their second festival ever. The seven-piece were crammed onto the small stage to play a set of jazz-inspired folk which was an exhilarating watch. They’re clearly all individually brilliant musicians but have managed to create a unique sound through some sort of sonic alchemy. Their new EP ‘That’s a Long Time to Be Caught in the Undertow’ came out at the end of last month and is very good – especially ‘Rebecca’ which would slot in beautifully on BBC Radio 6 Music. They also made an appearance on the Yamaha stage which offered a bit more space for them to spread their wings/strings/woodwind. I’m pretty excited about them.

The VIP area also comes with a viewing platform as well as some more picnic tables. It’s off to the left of the stage giving upgraded punters the chance to sit comfortably and enjoy the show. That said, the gentle rolling hill in front of the Main Stage gives you a decent view wherever you pitch up and with massive screens either side you’re not going to miss much!

Sunglasses were must haves during a sunny Lakefest – Credit Lakefest

Moving away from the new generation for a moment, it was The Bluetones up next. have been doing the rounds for almost as long as I’ve had ears. In fact, I remember a performance by a school band at an open day when visiting as a 10-year-old. Frontman Mark Morriss has still got the vocal ability and 90’s hits ‘Marblehead Johnson’ and ‘Slight Return’ both still sound great.

A brief lull in proceedings gave me an opportunity to pick up an early dinner before the mad rush. All the festival staples are present and correct, Greek Gyros, Fried Chicken, Fish and Chips, Hot Dogs, Pizza etc along with local heroes Beefy Boys – specialists in award-winning burgers – and some interesting other stalls. Gluten free and vegan options were also available from many of the vendors, so there was a lot of choice and anyone with allergies was advised to ask at the truck when ordering to be on the safe side.

I went with pulled lamb shawarma from the Shawarma truck (more on them later). It was tasty, but for £15 was deeply lacking in portion size!

Lamb Shawarma Wrap – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Following a recommendation from a fellow festival-going friend, it was on to the Abbey Stage for Ferocious Dog the Cornishmen’s Celtic-folk infused punk rock sound is tailor made for a sunny festival stage. With all the high energy and Irish influence there were more than a few hints toward Flogging Molly and The Pogues – especially when the penny whistle came out! The crowd were clapping, stomping their feet and having a right good time. A definite festival winner.

Speaking of dogs (seamless), Lakefest is 100% dog friendly! Well behaved pooches are welcome as long as they’re kept on a lead. There’s even a creche for dogs if you need a moment to rejoice in seeing other people’s dogs running about like mad – therapy if ever it were needed. Some concerns have been raised on social media about the welfare of dogs that didn’t necessarily have the most responsible seeming owners. Many were left without shade or water, while the rock hard and baking hot ground was unlikely to have been much fun for our four-legged friends. On top of that there’s the noise issue. Parents don’t think twice about ear defenders for their children, but I didn’t see much in the way of protection with doggos – especially with every stage and fairground ride being in the loud territory.

Originally, I’d have missed a large portion of Tinchy Stryder’s show over in Funkytown, but he was delayed getting on stage – so I followed the not at all suspicious hand drawn signs for the ‘Secret Rave’ stuck to an industrial bin with duct tape.

Admittedly a lot of horror films start this way, but I was mercifully not murdered and thrown into the close by lake (of Lakefest fame) – instead I entered a marquee which had a DJ in there giving it the proverbial largeness. On top of that, in a site that is notoriously lacking in mobile coverage – they offer free WiFi!

What could go wrong…? – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I withdrew myself from the most well-advertised secret event I’ve ever seen and joined a packed Funkytown tent for Tinchy Stryder in full flow.

It was a performance heavy on crowd participation, with more than a whiff of a mid-thousands nightclub as the MC whacked the faders down for the singalongs. It was a bit on the cringey side, but the crowd were having a good time and were happy to chant his kids’ names for a video as he dedicated songs to them.

Footage has since emerged of him and his MC partner ribbing the Boardmasters crowd as not being good as the millennials of 16 years ago. Gen-Z could never. To be fair, I was surprised by how many present knew the words to songs but the sliding down of the faders by the MC is best left to dodgy nightclubs in my opinion. He dedicated songs to his kids, which is mad considering he’s still a teenager himself right? RIGHT?!

On the opposite end of the age spectrum were local legends EMF on the Abbey Main Stage. Emerging from Cinderford in the late 80’s, EMF are best known for their debut single ‘Unbelievable’ which went gold in the US and is still undeniably a banger.

James Atkin of EMF salutes the Lakefest crowd – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The amount of EMF shirts around the site during the day were an indicator as to their popularity hereabouts, and an energetic set featuring their own material and a bit of musical montage blasted through renditions of ‘Everybody Dance Now’, Technotronic’s ‘Pump up the Jam’, The Prodigy’s ‘Breathe’ and New Order’s ‘Blue Monday’.

Bringing out Utah Saints for aforementioned ‘Unbelievable’ and the Cinderford town crier, they rocked out with a punky cover of ‘I’m A Believer’ they ended their innings with Depeche Mode’s ‘Just Can’t Get Enough’.

After their set, frontman James Atkin and guitarist Ian Dench paused the search for food to speak to Summer Festival Guide.

Ian said: “We’ve been playing festivals for a long old time and I think we’ve developed a real killer set list for a festival. It’s different when you’re playing your own shows because you’re playing to the fans. At a festival there’s a lot of people out there who won’t necessarily know the songs – so you’ve got to give them something that’s going to get them excited. Tonight, we’ve had our dear friends Utah Saints on stage and even the Cinderford town crier doing the rap on EMF because Derry is unwell. A couple of covers too to get everyone in the mood as well as the classic EMF songs.”

James added: “It’s just a different experience. It took us a while to figure out what to do and we were doing obscure tracks from our back catalogue – but you could see the confusion in the crowd. We’ve made a conscious effort put some covers in there, some crowd pleasers and get guests up. It’s a different experience (to playing your own shows) but I love both. I do love a sweaty little club and getting stuck into some of the darker tunes – but tonight it was amazing.”

A massed crowd for EMF – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Asked whether the Herefordshire location makes it feel like a “home gig” to the Forest of Dean act, James responded: “A bit yeah, although it’s a long time since we’ve lived here. We’re notorious for calling many gigs home town gigs because I live in the North of England, whenever we play London it’s Ian’s home town so we live all over the place – even LA!”

The band were given a blue plaque in Cinderford in recognition of their success and promotion of the Forest wherever they’ve been in the world – introducing themselves on stage as: “We are EMF from Cinderford in the Forest of Dean and we are the original brave ravers keeping the faith since the 1990’s”

Speaking of the 90’s, we asked what the difference was between touring now rather than back then.

Ian said: “The rider was completely different!” as he stirs a cup of tea. “The riders used to have bottles of Jack Daniels on it and all sorts of other things and now it’s got vegan snacks and oat milk – so that says it all really! I think we’re better for it though, older and wiser. We just enjoy touring for its own sake. The band is in a really great place, we have a great time on the tour bus and we love playing – it’s a lot of fun.”

The band is heading to Europe in the winter to celebrate the 35th anniversary of debut record ‘Schubert Dip’ playing Paris, Amsterdam and Berlin followed by UK dates and then a West Coast of America tour, but not before putting the finishing touches to a new album.

Since speaking with us, founding member of the band Derry Brownson sadly passed away following a brain tumour diagnosis with Ian paying tribute saying: “I can’t think of anyone who embodied lust for life like Derry did. I mean, he was beautiful inside out.” Our thoughts are with Derry’s family, friends and band mates.

The sun’s retreat was now complete and the temperature dropped off a cliff leaving a ‘stick or twist’ approach to garments for the rest of the day. If you hadn’t made the pre-emptive trip to the tent by now it was likely you were committed to one of two paths – dance hard enough to not need another layer or drink enough not to need another layer. Some managed both, and I imagine they were toasty AF!

Headliners The Charlatans are no strangers to a festival stage and with almost 40 years’ worth of material behind them, would have no issues filling a 90-minute headline slot.

The Charlatans – Credit Summer Festival Guide

In fact, when you’ve got that sort of back catalogue it’s probably more a challenge picking what to include. The hardcore fans are here for it all, including ‘Weirdo’ and set closer ‘Sproston Green’ but it’s the anthemic indie hits ‘North Country Boy’, ‘One to Another’ and ‘The Only One I Know’ that get the biggest reaction.

They’re not a band I’ve spent hours listening to, I have to admit, but there are some acts who manage to continue to be relevant even with such storied history – and The Charlatans are definitely one of them.

In Tim Burgess they have an engaging frontman, still on top of his game after all this time when many others have tagged out (or should have!). Dressed all in white there’s a messianic quality to his performance – orchestrating the crowd from the low-lying stage which isn’t too far off eye level. They’ve set the bar for the rest of the weekend’s headliners.

The Charlatans – Credit Dan Reddick @ Return to Sound

Hot footing it across to Funkytown I joined a packed-out tent for General Levy, rejoicing in seeing the legendary ragga DJ and jungle in full flow. The roof nearly lifts off when the opening bars of ‘Incredible’ start. There are lads on shoulders, arms aloft and immaculate renditions all around. It’s an absolute moment.

Woody Cook was giving it full beans in the Cheshire Cat. He’d played the night before to a rapturous crowd and was doing it once again today. Coming from such fine DJing stock (son of Norman ‘Fatboy Slim’ Cook and Zoe Ball) it’s no surprise he’s an ear for a tune and an eye for keeping the crowd going.

Woody Cook in The Cheshire Cat Club – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Utah Saints had their own slot too, filled with high-energy classic club staples. Catching up with Summer Festival Guide, we asked Jez Willis and Tim Garbutt about how it feels being elder-statesmen of the scene after 35 years in the business:

Tim said: “We’re all about two things: supporting new artists and independent venues because they’re having a hard time of it. We’re playing a lot of places that are like 3-500 capacity and we’re really comfortable doing that. It’s good to support the venues and new music – so its all about pushing things forward for us really.”

Jez added: “Music often gets sidelined as a hobby. Too often its perceived as a nice to have, but if you look at it from a purely economic basis – we’re missing out on a massive pool of talent. We get involved, we’ve gone to speak in parliament about music being valued more and we try and support UK Music and the Association of Independent Festivals. We also mentor people through courses and we’ll try and do that. It’s really hard now and there’s a lot of barriers to music that shouldn’t be there. We need more talent coming through.”

Utah Saints – Credit Summer Festival Guide

After Lakefest Utah Saints were heading to Guildford to play The Boiler Room and then on to Tunbridge Wells Forum, before more festivals and then Australia later in the year as part of the Ministry of Sound tour. They’re clearly hugely passionate about the work they do, but also about giving back to an industry that’s served them well. Good eggs for sure.

It was time for a late dinner, so a Chicken Kottu Pot from Sri Lankan cuisine stand Korale Kitchen was calling. The pot contained shredded roti, chopped up with stir fried vegetables, scrambled egg and chicken curry. It was absolutely delicious and at £11.99 definitely worth the price.

Chicken Kotto Pot – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Over in the Retrospective of House tent, Judge Jules delivered an iconic set to close out proceedings (for me anyway) before I trudged back up the steep hill to my tent with the crew and volunteers. Thankfully for those in general camping the set-up is nowhere near as hilly, sitting in the bosom of the valley – but bloody hell, this one is a killer!

The Retrospective of House tent packed out with dance heads! – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Friday Highlights

We’re not in a heatwave anymore, Toto! The classic early morning chill had me furious with past me for packing so light. Having been at 2000Trees in the middle of a heatwave last month I was convinced I wouldn’t need my additional layers. More fool me!

On went the hoody and beanie hat and after a brief period of shivering I was back to sleep. Thankfully the Lakefest merch tent had us ill-prepared sorts covered. A partnership with Scimitar meant there was a broad selection of clothing ranging from T-Shirts (£25 for adults, £20 for kids) to Hoodies (£40 for adults and £35 kids), caps (£20) and sunnies (£10) and even neckerchiefs for dogs (£10)!

Some of the merch on offer at Lakefest Festival 2026 – Credit Summer Festival Guide

That said, on opening the tent flaps it was back into a hot one, bright sunshine and barely a cloud in the sky. My plan was to store heat from the day like a lizard to guide me through the night. Bound to work. Science innit?

I picked up a coffee from Cheltenham-based Ritual Roasters, managing to beat the queue that rapidly formed behind me. It’s a rare thing to get good coffee at a festival, so the flat white was a perfect kick start.

One thing I noticed that I haven’t clocked at other festivals before was the separation of toilets into male and female sections. This meant the urinals were surrounded by cubicles for the gents, while there were more Portaloos available for women. I think it worked, but I’m not sure it’ll be an option at festivals with a smaller footprint.

We then got the chance to chat with festival organiser Lee Martin about all things Lakefest, from the spiralling costs, to challenges of picking a line-up to cater to a multi-generational audience.

Lakesfest festival founder and director Lee Martin – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Lee said: “Festivals are a high-risk business. That risk is quite addictive, but it’s horrendously stressful.

“We do a legends slot on the Thursday, then we try and go a bit more dance-y on Friday night. Saturday we have like a big name, so this year we’ve got Madness. And then Sunday it’s a bit more pop-based, a bit old school. We’ve had Busted before and this year it’s Bananarama.”

On the financial challenges, Lee said: “The money from large corporate sponsors is difficult to ignore but we’re staunchly independent and I wouldn’t want to be controlled by other people. We’re trying to make it a better event for people rather than growing. We’ve put more money into the welfare side of things, so more showers for example. The plan is to make it a bit more boutique – but obviously that comes with a cost and can be difficult to achieve.”

Having put so much effort into planning the festival, it’s nice to see Lee able to relax a little now as he hands over the day to day running of the event to the “professionals” as he puts it. It’s well deserved and he can spend the rest of the weekend enjoying everything the festival has to offer. Including Professor Yaffle (the Liverpool-based band, not the woodpecker from the classic television series Bagpuss) were tight psychedelic act offering a very enjoyable soundtrack.

At the same time, the total icon that is Paul Chuckle was spinning discs in the Cheshire Cat. Wall to wall bangers had a full dancefloor and he was clearly having a whale of time up there putting on a show.

The absolute legend, Paul Chuckle – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Fair play to him for keeping going after the sad passing of his elder brother and other half of the Chuckle Brothers, Barry in 2018. Talking with SFG after the show, Paul discussed how much he enjoyed playing festivals:

“It’s great, I love it. I’ve been doing it ever since Barry passed away. We used to do festivals and clubs and stuff, meet and greets and what have you. I’ve just carried on and now doing the DJ stuff. It’s great to do an hour set then a Q&A afterwards.

“It really was an odd transition (after Barry’s death). Barry did a pantomime with Craig Revell-Horwood in Southampton just before he passed away and he invited me to get involved, so I was straight in doing it on my own. Being on stage for the first time on my own in 57 years without Barry was a bit heartbreaking. But I swear I saw him on the other side of the stage giving me a thumbs up. It was only four months since he passed and I got a huge cheer from the crowd. It reassured me I could do it on my own.”

He’s been raising money for Marie Curie’s Great Daffodil Appeal who looked after Barry when he was unwell, including taking the Daff Bike on a UK-wide ‘Thank You’ tour to raise £40,000 for the cause. He received an MBE for his charity work and announced that his next ambition is for a Knighthood “for all the catchphrases I’ve given to the country!”. From me, to you Paul – thank you for everything you’ve done and continue to do. You’re a legend.

South West Wrestling were in the house, more specifically The Greatest Show circus tent, throughout the weekend offering a dose of something completely different to attendees. The square circle was a massive draw as people of all ages came to watch the drama unfold. The crowd was baying for blood, which they received in the form of a “split open” eyebrow (it’s real, honest).

South West Wrestling in action – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The ‘heel’ (what they call a bad guy) didn’t stand a chance once the claret was spilled and he was soon pinned to the delight of the assembled throng. It was awesome fun and I will be starting a petition to lobby for every music festival to have wrestling from here on!

Another non-music related activity at Lakefest is the BMX tricks set up which was genuinely cool! The ramp was set up to allow bikers and boarders to fly down the hill and pull all manner of gnarly tricks that were then ranked through a scientific process of “cheer loudness”. Thankfully, in the event of anything going awry, the medical tent wasn’t too far away…

BMX tricks in full flow – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Back over on the Abbey Main Stage was Erica, a rocky three-piece who have been around the block for a while. It’s radio friendly indie-rock but the most interesting part of the set is their matching orange NASA jumpsuits. Pretty meh besides the threads. Not for me.

A refreshing alternative to that was Amity in their Road to Lakefest slot. Dressed all in white with red bloody handprints all over them, the band was captivating from the off as they delivered a set of dramatic, piano-led songs filled with rage covering topics from politics to religious hypocrisy and abuse. Amity dedicates ‘To Make a Man’ to “anyone who has ever been scared to walk home at night, or to leave their drink alone” – belying their 19 years on this Earth. As one of the quotes about their work says “You know that we are living in dark times when the art gets this good” – so there’s a silver lining at least and their name is Amity. Shout out to the guitarist who was channelling his inner Jonny Greenwood too.

Amity – Credit Charlie Coull

It was time for a taste of Nashville as Harleymoon Kemp brought country and western to Lakefest. Musical talent clearly runs in the family, as Harleymoon is the daughter of Spandau Ballet’s Martin Kemp and Shirlie Holliman of Wham – but she’s carving out her own path and the volume of cowboy hats and boots in the audience meant she was preaching to the converted here.

Country music has enjoyed something of a renaissance in the UK in recent years, undoubtedly driven by TV shows such as Yellowstone, with US megastar Luke Combs recently playing sold out arenas across the country including multiple nights at Wembley as part of his My Kinda Saturday Night Tour (a show Harleymoon herself was at).

Rocking out on stage with silver tassels and a black Stetson, she looked every part the C&W singer – no surprise considering the amount of time spent in the States working on new material. Newest single ‘Wash’ is a break-up anthem dedicated to anyone who has “ever cut your hair, joined the gym or hoovered the house down after a breakup you’ll get it”. Speaking with SFG after coming off stage, she spoke about growth in popularity of country music in the UK, her experiences in Nashville, the inspiration for her music and her secret weapon…

Harleymoon Kemp – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

She said: “Country music is taking over! More and more when I look out in the crowd I’m seeing cowboy hats and it’s like ‘Yes! My people have arrived!’.

“When I got told I was going to Nashville I only had a few songs and had only just learned guitar. I thought country was Dolly Parton. So, there I was in tassels, in glitter. I looked like I was going to my Hen Party – and that was all I’d packed! And I get there and it was very much more jeans and t-shirt but felt like I needed to keep up the act. You just walk down any bar, any restaurant and there’s really, really talented singers and songwriters. I remember being in a café in the middle of the afternoon and this guy is singing a Taylor Swift song. Finishes and says; ‘That’s one I wrote for Taylor!”. He’s this Grammy award winning songwriter and he’s just playing in a café because they LOVE music and there’s an ego-free environment. I think if you’re an actor you go to LA, if you’re a songwriter you’re in Nashville – it’s so inspiring you go to bed with your head buzzing with ideas for songs.”

Asking whether she ever gets into any mischief for the autobiographical nature of her songs, Harleymoon replied: “I’m only writing the truth! I don’t know I can make something up that isn’t my own real story. Every single song is generally written after something bizarre has happened.

“With ‘My Girl’, it hit me one day just how much my best friends have looked after me in my life. They’ve loved me since I was 15 years old. They’ve been with me forever with the ‘You got this’ energy. They are the group chat, they are the therapist, we have got each other’s backs for the rest of our lives and that deserves a song! Someone will ask me: ‘Were you not upset about that?’ and I say: ‘Yeah I was, but now I’m shaking tassels!’”

Harleymoon is playing The Long Road festival at Stanford Hall in Leicestershire alongside her idol Maren Morris (“I won’t wear my I heart Maren Morris t-shirt to the festival, but if she ever wanted to do a song with me or just let me be her backing singer I’ll be there!”) and other big names such as Emmylou Harris, Steve Earle and Ronnie Wood with Imelda May.

On plans for new music, she said: “I’m finishing my song ‘My Ex Gave Me My Next Best Friend’ which is about when you realise you dated the same guy and you become best friends! It’s actually happened to me twice! I feel like my next EP might have more love in it, rather than throwing men under the bus but we’ll find out – all will be revealed!”

Harleymoon Kemp – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Speaking about how she decompresses after shows, Harleymoon reveals her secret weapon is an early bedtime!

“Honestly, I go to bed really early. Like a six-year old’s bedtime. Most nights I’m in bed at 8pm. I have dinner at 5pm and bed by 8pm. I need it! I need the calm as much as I need the chaos. I can be wild and rock n roll, but on the weekdays – yeah, I’m asleep!”

With that, it was time for Harleymoon to wrap up media duties and get herself something to eat – so I followed suit, picking myself up a massive portion of Jerk Chicken, Rice and Pea with salad for £15 from the Jerk Chicken stall – which is a more than fair rate considering what I paid for a tiny shawarma yesterday! They even threw some Goat curry on there too, which was banging!

The stall also offered full English breakfasts and kids meals for the less adventurous kiddos (and let’s be honest, quite a few adults) out there, including chicken nuggets, chips and beans.

Jerk Chicken with rice and pea – Credit Summer Festival Guide

The Undertones were on the Abbey Main Stage next. The five-piece have been rocking out since emerging from Derry in the 70’s and are still giving it full welly. Although Feargal Sharkey is no longer part of the band, devoting his time to lobbying for government intervention in water companies dumping sewage into UK waterways, Paul McLoon has fronted the group since 1999 and is a fine frontman himself.

The set was filled with their instantly recognisable, Ramones aping punk riffs on anthems such as ‘Teenage Kicks’, ‘Jimmy Jimmy’, ‘Get Over You’ and ‘Here Comes the Summer’. It finished with ‘My Perfect Cousin’ and there were smiles galore as the OG fans bounced around, arms aloft singing all the words back. Leaving the stage, they soaked up the applause and thanked the crowd for sticking around and not throwing things at them, but it was a great show from a band still giving their all 50 years after first hitting the scene.

The Undertones – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Bez from the Happy Mondays had dropped in to see the photographers and spoke with SFG briefly. “I’ve had great times at Lakefest. It’s a great audience, a lovely location and we’ve got beautiful weather. I don’t know what people are expecting, but I know what I’m expecting!”. Falling off stage was probably not on his bingo card, but thankfully he was alright! The Cheshire Cat Club was packed as Bez’s son played a set of 90’s anthems, while Bez leads the crowd in a sing-along.

One would hope the majority of the fee goes to his lad who was doing the actual hard work up there, but Bez has always been a draw for the crowds so is a safe booking. Fair play to him for maximising what he’s got – even referencing Yosser Hughes’ catchphrase “Gizza job!” with regards to his willingness to do most things.

Soul II Soul have similar longevity and are widely regarded as one of the most inspirational bands ever. The two-time Grammy award winners have been on the scene since the 80’s and with Jazzie B at the helm have created a community around the band. Their soulful R&B sound is every bit as relevant as it ever was – and with so much division in the country, cultivating a sense of community is one to be sniffed at.

Jazzie B of Soul II Soul – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Skipping out on the set midway through I headed across to Newton Faulkner (who I missed at Wychwood earlier in the summer so wanted to catch here) at Funkytown. The long dreadlocks may well be a thing of the past, but his ability to captivate an audience definitely isn’t. You can hear a pin drop at times, aside from when the singalongs and backing vocals are encouraged. His stunning cover of Massive Attack’s ‘Teardrop’ is still the bees’ knees and ‘Dream Catch Me’ is as stirring as ever.

I managed to get back Main Stage side in time for Soul II Soul’s absolutely iconic ‘Back to Life’ from 1989. The song enjoyed a bit of a profile boost in recent years thanks to its featuring on the brilliant Derry Girls soundtrack and is still as fresh sounding as ever even after all this time.

I managed to make my way back via the VIP where The Mark Walby Band was playing. Mark had played my friend’s wedding and delivered a set filled with excellent covers including an epic ‘Purple Rain’ and Three Non-Blondes’ ‘What’s Up?’.

The Mark Walby Band – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Example was our Friday night headliner and a big draw with a massive crowd stretching out in front of the Abbey Main Stage. His crossover anthems were nigh on inescapable in the early 2010’s in what felt like an altogether more innocent time. Collaborations with Calvin Harris sent his stock soaring every higher, although his own Bonafide smashes ‘Kickstarts’ and ‘Changed The Way You Kissed Me’ are in the mix here. The latter triggers a huge bounce-along and the light show will have been visible from space…or maybe only Wales, but still.

Example (not singing) – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Example’s DJ worked through a set of up-tempo dance tracks interspersed with covers of The Killers, MGMT, Kings of Leon, Depeche Mode and Red Hot Chilli Peppers leaving the headliner to “MC” over the tracks. He spent more time talking than actually singing tbh – encouraging the crowd to hug each other, dropping a fair few swears into the mix and irking more than a few with the latter. When I say “singing” what I actually mean is lip synching. He spends the whole set holding the mic to his lips and “singing” to the backing track, his spoken interactions with the crowd often overlapped with the vocals he was supposedly “singing”. It stinks to be perfectly honest with you and I’m definitely not the only one who felt short changed.

That said, the crowd absolutely loved it – so Lakefest won’t be too fussed HOW Example did it when the end product was a mass of people having the time of their lives. Still – come on. You’re taking the pay cheque at the end of the day, have a bit of respect for the event and bother to perform. He actually walked off stage leaving the DJ to finish up. This was definitely an Example of how NOT to be a headliner.

The crowd enjoyed it though! – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

I spoke with an attendee using a mobility scooter to ask how they found accessibility on site and was given a balanced response, shall we say. There was some criticism of the location of the disabled toilets and lack of them around site, especially when (they allege) people were using the one in the main arena despite not having accessibility passes. Some questions were raised around the amount of people being allowed to be added to accessibility passes too – alleging that a lot of people were essentially freeloading by getting added to the access. I suggested they passed the feedback on to organisers, which I am sure they will.

Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Dance music is a huge part of Lakefest, and the Retrospective of House tent was hosting massive names including Seb Fontaine, Judge Jules and Todd Terry over the course of the weekend – with an Ibiza classics session all day Sunday bringing a taste of the Balearic isles to Herefordshire.

Lisa Lashes kept the momentum up for the Friday night crowd hyped up post Example. The tent was filled with trance fans clinging to their youths as the Euphoria legend played a light show filled tent that was doing a passable impression of a superclub in the 90’s.

A Euphoric crowd for Lisa Lashes – Credit Summer Festival Guide

At the Cocktail Tent were Worcester’s The Monroes – playing for the fourth time in this corner of Lakefest. They were entertaining the well-oiled revellers including what can only be described as the entire population of Bredon, the village where Lakefest first started all those years ago. Their set of well-polished covers were a joy, sparking singalongs and bringing people together through the power of music alone…music and cocktails…music and cocktails and exposure to the sun.

The set ended at 1:30am and on I went in search of food before bed. I’d missed out on quite a few, so followed (literally) my gut back to the Shawarma van for a chicken shawarma pot which came with fries and was all the salty deliciousness I had craved. And so, to bed.

Chicken Shawarma Pot – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Saturday Highlights

“O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus, with a kiss I die!” although in this instance no drugs nor kisses were involved (nor did I actually die). I was instead betrayed by shawarma. While delicious, it disagreed with me in the most aggressive of ways – causing a panicked visit to the toilet followed by some exorcist style projectile vomiting out the side flap of my Decathlon Fresh + Black tent. It may not have been developed to provide a quick escape, but in my online review I will most definitely be adding that.

It’s by no means Yorkshire Pudding-gate from Download or Truck, and when I spoke to the vendor about it, he reassured me they probe everything before serving, but it definitely put a severe dampener on things and left me bed/Portaloo ridden for most of Saturday. In 20 years of festival going, I have never experienced anything of the like, nor do I ever wish to again. At time of writing this after the festival I am still feeling the effects and have lost half a stone…fringe benefits.

Dragging myself out of the tent in the mid-afternoon I put on a Hawaiian shirt to join in the floral fun and accessorised with a brave face, Imodium and painkillers – plus the occasional dry heave.

Flower Power is cool, man! – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Each year there’s a fancy-dress theme and 2026’s was ‘Flower Power’. Entering site, the 60’s were in full swing – flares, floral prints, wigs, waistcoats, Hawaiian shirts, leis, peace signs and some taking it in another direction, literally embracing plants as a theme. It’s a worthwhile undertaking, as judges check out the efforts with winners receiving a ticket to next year’s festival! I, for one, am delighted I didn’t partake – I can’t imagine having to squeeze into a Portaloo in a plant pot costume at the best of times.

Harleymoon Kemp – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Gloucester collective, Dub Catalyst, were on the late afternoon Main Stage slot and have been working away to land these opportunities in recent years. The 11-piece fuse Dub sounds and rap bars from JDPL with brass arrangements, boosting the sound further still. Dub is always a winner in the sunshine, and the crowd lapped it up. The joy on the faces of the band was clear to see.

Dub Catalyst – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Then it was over to the Road to Lakefest stage which was sponsored by Tim Peaks Diner for Saturday. Tim Peaks Diner is a pop-up music venue and coffee shop created by Thursday night headliners The Charlatans’ frontman Tim Burgess and inspired by the TV show Twin Peaks. The funds raised from all the sales across the weekend goes straight towards Tim’s Help Us Help Bands fund which aids up and coming acts with the costs of recording, touring and other expenses.

Nadia Sheikh had been due to perform with her full band, but the drummer’s car broke down on the M3, throwing the plan into full blown disarray! Whether the Help Up Help Bands fund stretches to car repairs I don’t know, but worth an ask, right? Sheikh writes guitar driven pop-rock with choruses capable of being one of those never-ending earworms. Not only that, but she also sings in both English and Spanish. Quite the talent!

Nadia Sheikh – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I felt hungry, but was scared to eat following the exploits of the morning – still, as the horrors persists so must I. I’d had my eye on Deathrow Sandwiches and thought bread might help. I went for £15.50 deal of a sandwich (I opted for the slow cooked beef brisket, caramelised onion, cheddar and mustard), side (Cajun Hash Browns) and dip (their delicious Deathrow Hot sauce). It all tasted amazing and I managed to keep it down – worth the risk,

Deathrow deliciousness – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Over on the Abbey Main Stage it was time for The Entitled Sons. Swaggering out onto the stage they certainly looked the part, all bleached hair, leather jackets, skinny jeans and cowboy boots. The band of brothers (and their dad Graham on bass) Billy, Charlie, Rafferty and Laurie arrived on site with their own branded van and caravan. They weren’t just here to rock out; they were here to party too!

The indie-rockers have been working to cast off the shackles of being Sara Beeny’s boys and have been perfecting their own brand of high-energy live performances that have landed them a raft of new fans. Songs called ‘Lover Boy’, ‘Rockstar’ and ‘Listened to my Mother’ are all foot stomping rockers, but their latest single ‘Epitaph (Not There)’ is a departure from the balls to the wall rock n’ roll. It finds the band in introspective mode and frontman Charlie’s raw vocals channelling the autobiographical nature of the track. Their cover of Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It)’ was more on brand and with a UK tour this winter I’m sure they’ll have plenty of new followers afterwards.

The Entitled Sons – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

I’ve seen Scouting for Girls more in the last few years than pretty much any other band. If you’d told me this in 2007 then I’d have snorted with derision, such was my indie-boy snobbery. As I have matured, I have recognised them for what they are – bloody excellent. Like developing a liking for dark chocolate and black coffee as you grow older, my palate has shifted and I am a fully paid-up member of the Scouting for Girls appreciation collective.

Charismatic frontman Roy Stride spoke to Summer Festival Guide ahead of their slot and discussed the positive reception to the new album ‘These Are The Good Days’ and their plans for 20th Anniversary arena shows in Manchester and London next year.

Roy said: “’These Are The Good Days’ is about appreciating moments like these, when you’re here with your family and having an amazing time with your friends. I was really hoping to beat the last album which also charted at 17 as I was way more involved in the promo for this one!”

Scouting for Girls – Credit Jeremy Williams-Chalmers

Speaking about how the process of recording an album today differs to 20 years ago, he said: “With the first album those songs were written over a really long period of time where they were refined playing them live. Whereas now I write a song in the studio and then we record it maybe separately then we play it live. So, I think one of the things with the next record would be play it live before recording – so it is a different process.

“I think it’s usually two to three years between the album – we’ll have one song which we love, and once we’ve got a song we all really love then we’ll put an album around it – so there’s a reason for the album. So, the single is a bit of a ballad, so then we need some livelier stuff and we want to make it sound cohesive as well, so that’s what we’ve done recently.”

Praising Lakefest, Roy said: “It’s a proper local festival which is still run for people and for music and the musicians and supporting new bands coming through and not just for making as much money as possible.

“You see a lot of festivals slowly changing – I sometimes think I’m just getting old, but when I was a kid I would go to a festival, and it was £50 and there were loads of different stages and it was nothing to do with making money. I know that things have changed but you know it’s lovely that there are festivals like this.

“I couldn’t think of anything harder than putting on a festival. It’s bad enough trying to choose the bands, arranging all the stages, then you’ve got to do fencing, book the toilets and security – like, what? It stresses me out just thinking about it! My hat goes off to anyone who has ever got a festival off the ground.”

Fans enjoying Scouting for Girls – Credit Paul Cutts Photography

A brief spell of drizzle disappeared almost as quickly as it arrived and it was on to the Abbey Main Stage. The set kicked off at breakneck speed with ‘Everybody Wants to be On TV’, it doesn’t slow any as Roy leads the crowd in some friendly competition (right side was definitely the strong side) with singalongs and chants. It’s a set full of hits including ‘This Ain’t a Love Song’, ‘Posh Girls’ and even a cover of ‘Come on Eileen’. It’s the finale ‘She’s So Lovely’ that sends the crowd into fever pitch though and the boys leave the stage with fans new and old satisfied.

Pottering about post set I couldn’t get over how ridiculously loud each of the fairground rides were playing their “music”. It was ridiculous. Please know, if you operate a fairground ride at a festival and play your rubbish EDM louder than the Main Stage, I hate you. No-one wants to hear your rubbish MCing when they’re trying to listen to actually talented performers on the Yamaha stage or a Q&A in the Cheshire Cat tent. Lakefest need to put limits in place for them to avoid it ruining the sonic experience for everyone.

Just turn the volume down, lads – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Madness were definitely the big draw of the day as, despite the ‘Flower Power’ fancy dress theme, two-tone colours flooded into Eastnor Deer Park. The merch stand was even selling Fez’s to allow for some cultural appropriation/Tommy Cooper impersonations (RIP).

The biggest crowd of the weekend bolstered by those with day tickets were stood in anticipation before the lights dimmed and the unmistakable intro to ‘One Step Beyond’ kicked in. It was definitely the loudest the crowd had been over the weekend so far, and few would have been disappointed with an impressive setlist spanning the band’s legacy. ‘Embarrassment’, ‘Wings of a Dove’, ‘House of Fun’, ‘Baggy Trousers’, ‘Our House’ and ‘It Must Be Love’ are all there.

Madness – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Despite some fairly long-winded rambling in between songs, they still managed to rattle through a set almost 20 songs long – impressive however you look at it. Closing out with ‘Night Boat to Cairo’ I could literally hear the saxophones getting louder, so it was back to bed for this reviewer.

Suggs of Madness – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Sunday Highlights

Well, the heat has returned! Sunday started hot and didn’t stop, offering little respite to those with sore heads from the madness of the night before. A lot of people gathered in the main bar tent to the right of stage, giving them the chance for a shady corner and a view of the stage while others fled to the Funkytown and Cheshire Cat tents for more 360-degree coverage.

The soothing sound of i-Sing Choir were first on the Abbey Main Stage bringing a wholesome start to the day. The choir was founded in 2021 by Helen Jones with the premise of creating a safe and friendly environment to sing, regardless of experience. They believe that “everyone has a voice and should have the opportunity to find it and use it” and run 11 weekly sessions across Gloucestershire and Worcestershire. Their gorgeous rendition of Elbow’s ‘One Day Like This’ was a highlight of the weekend for me as the crowd sang along heartily to one of the best festival songs there ever has been.

I made my way to the Cotswold Salt Beef team who were doing a Sunday Roast special that I 100% needed in my life! I got there in time to savour the giant Yorkshire pudding stuffed with perfectly cooked salt beef, delicious gravy and potatoes. It may have been hot as hell out, but it was Sunday – who am I to turn down a roast?

Bringer of life – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Chris Hawkins a.k.a. The Hawk is the early morning presenter on BBC Radio 6 Music and was one of the judges of the Road to Lakefest competition. No stranger to DJ-ing at festivals, The Hawk specialises in mash-ups, rock classics and indie bangers – the latter of which went down a storm! Speaking to him briefly post set he said he would have leaned into the latter more had he known it would have gone down so well, but no-one was grumbling.

I took a walk over to the section known as The Willows and watched on as a blacksmith made a bottle opener using traditional tools – yes including a bloody hot furnace. There were wood carving workshops, dance classes, yoga sessions and even circus classes. It might be a festival, but you can leave with new skills too. You definitely get your money’s worth at Lakefest!

The Willow Garden – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Chesney Hawkes is another festival veteran and knows how to get the crowd going. His set was filled with excellent indie-rock covers Kaiser Chiefs, Fountains of Wayne and The Killers – the latter’s ‘Human’ being given a genuinely excellent do-over.

He’s a very self-aware performer remarking on ‘I’m a Man Not a Boy’, the follow up to ‘I Am the One and Only’, with a “Do you remember this one?”. That charm endears him to the crowd, even if they were waiting for him to play ‘The One and Only’ which he duly does – saving it until the penultimate song. There’s also more to him than covers, as the success of his most recent album ‘Living Arrows’ has shown, and clearly an appetite for more from his fans.

Chesney Hawkes – Credit Sabina Green @mummymatters

We spoke with Chesney on his tour bus after the slot about playing festivals, nostalgia and his new album ‘Living Arrows’.

“Today was particularly good because the weather is perfect, but I really enjoyed it” he said. “The crowd was fantastic. There’s something beautiful about these festivals because they’re community-based. What I also love about it is local pubs have got pop- restaurants, things like that and it’s really helping the community financially too.”

On nostalgia, Chesney said: “People want to leave their inhibitions on the door and all their problems and woes and war and bad news and cost of living and relive their youth. That’s the beauty of music, it can do that take you back to that ‘age of innocence’ before all the internet and all the craziness – before health and safety!”

Speaking about writing Living Arrows’, he said: “I think musically when I’m writing I do it for me still – and I think that’s important for an artist and if I’m writing about things that have happened to me and are important to me. You know there are topics on ‘Living Arrows’ that are deep. There’s suicide and loss and darker kinds of subjects as well as the kick the doors down pop bangers. But the truth is that’s what people relate to. They’ve been through the same stuff. When I played the song ‘Loud!’ today, I could see people in the audience holding hands and I thought ‘I bet you they’ve lost somebody and they’re having a moment there’.

“But that’s what music does. It brings people together and that’s for them, that side of it. These songs are very close to my heart because I’m writing about what’s happened to me and my people and it relates. I get so many messages about that kind of stuff. When a song becomes important to someone for whatever reason, that belongs to them. I give up ownership of it in a way. It’s their story. That’s important to me actually, and when people send me messages saying ‘Thank you for that song’ because I just lost my mum and it helped me in my grief. And that helps me in my own grief. It feels like a big collective hug from around the country.”

Chesney Hawkes back stage – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Asked about how much he remembers about suddenly being thrown into the limelight back in 1991, he’s clear this was always the plan. He said: “I always wanted to do this. My dad says I came out singing. I was writing songs from 9 years old. It wasn’t the path I had envisaged. I had bands from 13, my first gig was in a Brownie hut and I just thought I was going to be in a band. That’s how I saw my path – but I guess that’s what happens. As John Lennon said: ‘Life’s what happens when you’re making other plans.”

Speaking about his family (his father Len was in The Tremaloes and brother tours with him) he remarked on having his son playing on stage at Wychwood as being: “One of my favourite things in life! It’s less and less now as he’s 20 years old and has his own band now. It’s amazing. I had it with my dad. The other day we did a gig where it was me, my brother, my son, my sister and dad and we were all in a row singing (the Tremeloes song) ‘Silence is Golden’ – it was the best experience ever – never to be repeated probably.”

Set time clashes are the bane of a festival-goers life, and Sunday delivered one of the more curious ones I’ve come across. Nineties boyband East17 versus a Nirvana tribute act dressed like Elvis (Elvana) – they don’t make ‘em like that at Glastonbury!

The line-up of the former is a lot different to their heyday. Brian and Tony aren’t there anymore, leaving original member Terry Coldwell to carry on the legacy, but that didn’t stop the tent for being well up for it. Ahead of Christmas classic ‘Stay’, they apologised for not bringing the white jackets and asked whether white towels would suffice.

Passing the vibe check – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

That was more than enough for me, so it was over to Elvana and BOY am I glad I went back.

When workshopping the concept, I can imagine it was a fairly tough sell. “So, I’ll dress up as Elvis”” “Right…” “And then you guys will play a mix of Elvis and Nirvana songs and I’ll sing them” “Are you alright mate?” but judging by the response from the crowd there will be no regrets – it’s absolute alchemy!

Elvana – thank you very much! – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Rattling through a set that included classics like ‘Lithium’, ‘In Bloom’ and ‘Come As You Are’ at one point Elvis gets down into the crowd and opens up a pit and gets everyone down on their haunches before launching into it. There were some, shall we say, more “senior” chaps having the absolute time of their lives reliving their youths – pogoing and moshing with the best of them. It was an inspired addition to the line-up.

Elvana ready to kick start the circle pit – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The aforementioned nostalgia kept coming, this time in the shape of Lightning Seeds who proved a big draw for the crowd seeking sugar sweet, summery pop tunes in the sunshine. Ian Broudie and band rolled back the years delivering infectious hits including ‘Sugar Coated Iceberg’, ‘Lucky You’, ‘Pure’ and ‘The Life of Riley’. They even played ‘Three Lions’, which felt a bit on the nose considering England’s most recent failure, changing the lyrics to 60 years of hurt. Sniggering could be heard from the Welsh Marches…there’s always next time.

Lightning Seeds – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I got a ham and mushroom pizza from the Pizza Rocket truck in the VIP area (£14) which was alright, but nothing special – even if it did come with a side of glittery graffiti – and then it was our final headliners.

Ham and Mushroom Pizza – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Pop legends Bananarama were the final headliner of the weekend. There were plenty of 80’s fans gathered to see the now duo in action, including poised with inflatable bananas, but they were at least quarter of an hour late getting on stage. A hurried sound check was probably the last thing needed at that point, but that’s what we got.

I’ll freely admit to not remembering quite how many genuine classic songs they had in their arsenal. From ‘Cruel Summer’ to ‘Robert De Niro’s Waiting’ – they were a force to be reckoned with, dominating the charts long before Girl Power took over in 1996.

We also got ‘Really Sayin’ Something’, ‘Last Thing on My Mind’ and ‘Love in the First Degree’ amongst others and there was plenty of dancing and singing along going on in the audience, many of whom were reliving their youth. But there was something deeply amiss. It looked like they’ve followed the bad example of Example and were miming too! The microphones were very quiet during the (frankly awful) patter between songs but suddenly the volume was up and the audio was flawless for the singing. How curious?

Bananarama closing the Abbey Main Stage with their mime act – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Miming at a festival should be outlawed, especially if you are an actual mime because they’re creepy as all hell, but especially if you’re the headliners! We all know Siobhan was the talented one, but good grief. On the odd occasion the mics were left on for songs within their range, the pitchiness was something to behold. Even a flat as hell version of Dead or Alive’s ‘You Spin me Round (Like a Record)’ straight into ‘Venus’ couldn’t save proceedings and unfortunately, Lakefest organisers were short-changed by another headliner. It was a car crash of a set and the ladies walked off stage with barely a “good night” while the band carried on, summing things up nicely. Dreadful.

The fun carried on into the wee smalls beyond that debacle, but for me it was time to exit stage left and get home. My friend parked in the day parking area, which meant it was a short walk through the general camping area before we were in the car and in a short queue to leave site. The security teams were controlling the flow of traffic, which meant we weren’t waiting long before hitting the road and bidding Lakefest good night (unlike Bananarama).

Bananas at Bananarama – Credit Laura Farnsworth @ Farnsworth Photography

Lakefest 2026 once again delivered one of the UK’s strongest family-friendly festival experiences. The Eastnor Castle location remains exceptional, the atmosphere was welcoming and multi-generational, and organisers clearly acted on attendee feedback from previous years. While some accessibility issues and underwhelming headline performances prevented perfection, Lakefest continues to stand out as one of Britain’s best independent festivals.

It’s abundantly clear there is a mutual love in between Lakefest and Lakefesters. Numerous attendees are well into their double digits for visits to the festival and wear it as a badge of honour. The feedback on socials was also overwhelmingly positive, with particular praise reserved for organisers having listened to last year’s comments and acted on them. Almost every comment I saw in the official group was followed up with a link to a feedback form, giving everyone an opportunity to let the organisers know what they’d improve. That’s a sign of a festival keen to futureproof itself and provide the best possible experience for all attendees.

Lakefest is best suited to families, first-time festivalgoers, and music fans seeking a relaxed atmosphere rather than a high-intensity camping experience. The mix of heritage acts, dance music, children’s activities and food options makes it particularly attractive to multi-generational groups. The fact it’s such a family friendly festival is another major positive for families looking for a festival to go to. They’ve also announced Under-12’s go free – so there’s even more of an incentive now.

Next year’s event is taking place between 11-15th August 2027 with tickets on sale on the Lakefest website.

Bloodstock Open Air 2026: 25th Anniversary – REVIEWED!

THURSDAY

WOOSH. That’s how fast I feel 25 years of Bloodstock Open Air has flown by us. From humble (but excellent) beginnings in the Derby Assembly Rooms to this epic anniversary 4 day extravaganza, there is no doubt that Bloodstock has grown into a stalwart of the scene. On top of that, there truly is no other festival out there doing what BOA is doing for breathing new life into the genre, with year-round events and platforming new bands on multiple stages throughout the festival – the mission statement is clear: the longevity of metal and it’s fans is paramount.

This year I want to take some time to talk about the people of Bloodstock, the ones who have been coming since day dot, and the new blood who are here on hearty recommendations – I managed to chat with a lot of people this weekend, so enjoy some little vox-pops from the fans as we go along.

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First to hit the main stage on Thursday’s extra innings, are the joyfully silly Heavysaurus.

Yeah yeah, they might have been originally intended as a kids’ introduction to metal (Finland, of course) but there is a very large bearded-and-tattooed contingent in the front rows, proving once again that metalheads are far from scary.

Playing real instruments, in fucking massive dinosaur costumes, in this heat is legitimately an insane thing to want to do with your life but I truly appreciate the hustle and genuinely think they sound great. A mix of their own weird and wonderful Tweenies-esque songs and classic rock hits make for an epic sing-along, and it is kind of amazing to see so many kids in this audience living their best lives.

Playing ‘The Final Countdown’ gets a giggle from me, since BOA was host to Europe in 2009 and we, the British public… were absolutely obnoxious, singing the intro after every single song they finished until they finally played it. Ah memories. Also, a massive shout out to every single person who came in an inflatable dinosaur outfit today, there is nothing quite as joyful as seeing a heap of t-rex heads peeping out of the pit.

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Taking a quick trip over to the merch stall behind the main stage proves once again difficult, despite the efforts to make camping-chair sections, this corner of the festival is still Gandalf-levels of impassable and danger laden. The queue for merch is easily an hour deep in winding channels of irritated people snarking at each other, but it seems especially silly that there isn’t a barrier channel for the access queue, leaving those in wheelchairs in the rough position of being left at the side or with no choice but to block the pathways around to the bar and New Blood stage. A few people made a vocal plea to staff to change things around, but honestly? I really think that the merch stall would be better suited to being situated in the main entertainments/shopping field, where it could also be a lot bigger.

Bloodstock has always been a champion of designing festival merchandise people actually want to wear, and the offerings have gotten more interesting (S’tan stabubuOddballs pants collab… inspired actually) but in practice it’s a decent chunk of time to sacrifice to get hold of something. The app order/collection thing is a fantastic idea, but sort of relies on there being phone service which Bloodstock is notoriously devoid of, and anyway – the majority of the items weren’t available on there. Here’s hoping this develops further AND they decide to move the stall elsewhere for future layouts.

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Up next, the eagerly awaited return of local legends Evil Scarecrow. Once again, there is NOTHING that will stop the British public from uplifting something that started out as comedy, into real positions of power (see also: Count Binface, his Binificence). As such it is utterly unsurprising to see an absolutely humungous crowd turn-out for a boogie to the likes of ‘Shred The Evidence’ (complete with images of Trump… heehee) and ‘Green Bin Day’.

“Holy mother of god… we are so grateful to be here partying with you! There ain’t no crowd like a bloodstock crowd…” yells Dr. Hell, before launching into ‘Release The Krakhen’ whilst sharing the stage with a giant er… cock Rooster. Heavy Metal Hairdresser joining them on stage to yell about eggs wasn’t on my bingo card – we love a little cameo moment, but by far the peak point of this incredible set, is the entire field scuttling for ‘Crabulon’. All hail Evil Scarecrow!

Rounding off this fantastic first night we have a full circle moment with the mighty Saxon headlining – after being the first ever Bloodstock headliner in 2001. It’s hard to encapsulate just how seamless Saxon are as performers, good solid classic metal, totally unpretentious and completely engrossing. Rocking his classic black military coat and his shock of white wizardly hair, Biff Byford’s voice honestly sounds as good as ever. Despite noting that he’s had a few health problems over the last few years, you wouldn’t guess with the ferocity he is bringing, and “This is our motto… Never Surrender” feels so fitting.

“I think they should do Thursday night every year, look at you beautiful people” garners a roar from the massive crowd, and our ears are ringing after a belter of a set including the classics ‘Heavy Metal Thunder’ and ‘Denim and Leather’. “Some of you weren’t born in 1980… maybe most of you… doesn’t matter, you’re all in the family now” quips Biff, as they finish up with a cracking encore featuring ‘Crusader’, ‘And The Bands Played On’ and finally ‘Princess of the Night’. Stellar headline choice, thanks Bloodstock.

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FRIDAY

Battlesnake kick things off with peak levels of silliness, bouncing around in cassocks and golden devil horns far earlier in the day than anyone should reasonably be that unhinged. Then Party Cannon (naturally, from Scotland) seized control of their banana‑themed mosh pit and turned it into something right on the edge of illegal I think.

A gigantic penis‑shaped guitar, lead singer Daryl losing a shoe to the crowd, and their attempt at a Guinness World Record not landing at all because nobody could actually hear him – all par for course in the Party Cannon playbook. They were promptly denied the attempt to blast sound over 420 decibels because, well, danger… and public nuisance? Eventually they “killed” him and turned him into a “human squelcher” which I suppose is one way to finish things, but despite the absolute nonsense, they do actually great, which is lovely.

Up next – Skynd is an incredible vocalist, and the theatre she brings to the stage is really beautiful, and though I do think she absolutely is deserving of a main stage slot, I do think her music would be better suited to the atmosphere and darkness of the Sophie stage tent instead. I need a little gloom with my doom yanno?

We take a quick tour around the shopping centre and end up spending our pennies in the Stay Stainless ring shop, and snapping up a Clutch tshirt for a fiver from Plastic Head – what a bloody bargain. I have my beady eye on the Dead Cats Club overlook hotel cardigan for the autumn, and I would dearly love to be the kind of person that can drop a bag on the Black Feather Designs 25th Anniversary Bloodstock necklace available at Nox, but alas, being a festival goblin does not pay very well (and they’re a limited run of only 25!).  

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Over on the Sophie stage Sellsword tick this years’ symphonic box with soaring guitars, but we head back to the main stage for Life of Agony who are giving us that Alice in Chains/Type O Negative, classic chuggy metal vibe. There are definitely less people in the arena today but there’s a decent circle pit regardless, and the man in a full suit and flat-cap standing in the middle directing it like a traffic warden, makes for very compelling entertainment.

Over at the EMP stage, the band Vanitas are hauling around a trolley full of snack filled purple goody bags for kids, and handing out tshirts for small rockers to wear to their show later on this evening. 10/10 adorable behaviour (and excellent PR, because we will indeed be going back to see them).

In the Battle Arena, we give the Hellbent Hoedown a look and let me tell you… it is not the place for the malcordinated. I was only doing the steps at the side and holy spider-on-rollerskates batman, that was too much for my brain-legs pathway to handle. Very fun though, and the Y’allternative outfits some people had brought – excellent, no notes.

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We collared a lovely man in a ‘Bloodstock Virgin’ tee to ask how his first time was going, and he excitedly divulged that he had just completed his first ever crowd-surf after being encouraged to by strangers at the main stage. Showing me the back of the tshirt that said “I’m scared, hug me”, he said he couldn’t believe how friendly everyone was – my number one Bloodstock point, every year.

Later on we also bumped into the lovely Natasha of @flamingofruitsalad – you may know her by her iconic split pink and orange hair, and excellent fashion choices – who was also experiencing her first ever Bloodstock. We had a chat about the metal community, about honouring your interests and choosing to do the things that make you happy in life – a very wise soul.

Next up Biohazard are downright insanity from the off, screaming “HEY YOU BRITISH MOTHERFUCKERRRRSSS” and thrashing around the stage. Despite the heat there is an immediate flow of crowd surfers heading towards the stage, and when we are instructed to throw middle fingers in the air for ‘Fuck The System’ – they truly all go up, even some very small ones from grinning kids.

Municipal Waste continue the mayhem with stage pyro and even more crowd surfers, and a cheeky joke about taking a hydration break before screaming “Are you still with us? Get in the fucking pit!”. The sign of a true OG thrash band is cushion soled trainers and a knee brace, I just need everyone to acknowledge the dedication, but I do wonder what happened to the attempt at a wall-of-death that was hastily recalled into a circle pit – was this a tactical choice or a telling off?

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The now infamous BOA announcement segment is upon us, where we get to hear what’s in-store for the 2027 line-up and I’m surprised and delighted to see a real cross-section of the genre on offer already. The biggest crowd cheers go to Acid Bath and Green Lung, but I’m pretty excited to see HammerFall and Gutalax back, and super interested to peruse the message boards later to find out what everyone thinks of the headliners – Mercyful Fate, Electric Callboy and Motionless In White.

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Next up it’s the fondest of farewells to the incomparable Sepultura. This 40 year celebration tour (which is now actually in it’s 42nd year, haha) really is coming to a close now, and the turnout for them is sincerely stonking today. Wall to wall black tees ready to go… “Bloodstock, you know what to do… OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP” is all the instruction anyone needed to go berserk. With no discernible drop in energy or intensity from any other time I’ve seen them, I can safely say that they leave behind them a massive hole in live heavy music – today vies for space in my memoirs with every single time I’ve seen and loved them. The group of heavy-metal Sweeps (…of Sooty fame) down the front are headbanging in their tiny battle jackets. I do love how Bloodstock seems to attract group silliness on a very core level.

In this scorching heat the riffs feel like a lashing, and Derrick Green screaming down the mic with such raw unfiltered power will forever be seared into my ‘perfect music moments’ file of memory. ‘Roots Bloody Roots’ is of course the only choice for a finale, “Thanks for the memories, we’re gonna miss you England” – what a way to bow out, I am so grateful to have had one more mosh about.

In the EMP tent, Vanitas (of great PR fame) are absolutely ripping up the tiny stage and the tent is jammed with people – including a lot of kids proudly rocking their gifted tshirts. I hope the band got a shitload of photos of this. Aside from the clever freebies, I truly hope we see them back on a bigger stage here in future because they’ve got all the ingredients to be epic. I mean, I do love that symphonic/epic prog edge anyway, but they’ve got the theatrics to go with it – do your thing Bloodstock, let them go bigger and more immersive. I’ll be in the front row with the kid, who is now claiming personal ownership of the fanbase.

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Tonight’s headliner Lamb of God are no stranger to topping the bill at Bloodstock, having headlined fairly recently in 2022 – and by the looks of this packed arena, the BOA crowd is excited to have them back. Heralded by a huge explosion of red fireworks and flame screen backdrops, it’s clear that the production level tonight is intended to stun. Popping out in a pair of cargo shorts and an understated The Jam tshirt, frontman Randy Blythe looks like a fan who has made his way to the stage, which I kind of like. The contrast between huge stage setup and casual attire is charming to me.

On the less twee end of things, the absolutely massive circle pit swirling in the centre of the arena seems to be growing and taking in more people like a demented whirlpool. “This song is called Grace… FUCK THIS PLACE UP” comes the call, as Randy launches himself off the drum riser, almost kneeing himself in the eyeballs. The atmosphere is electric, as he spins the wired mic around his head and stares into the chaos.

‘Walk With Me In Hell’ showcasing stunning riffs and heart thumping beats has every hook to draw you in, it is impossible not to move to this, and the crowd response proves undoubtedly that Lamb of God have well and truly established themselves as top notch repeat headliners. Not taking themselves too seriously is another surefire way for bands to endear themselves in my eyes, shouting “Are you fackin’ ready you cants” in your best Danny Dyer accent will in fact delight me.

“This next song is a drinking song. I wanna know who’s gonna make some poor life choices tonight” also generates a giggle, not least from the friends of the lobster-red staggeringly-drunk man in front of us, who already looks like he’s made some dicey decisions today. Finishing up with the brutal combo of ‘Momento Mori’ and ‘Redneck’ I can honestly say that this headline set felt like it had zero dips in energy, which is really rare.

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It may be the end of the night for the main stage, but we attempt to duck into the Sophie tent for Wednesday 13 where all the ghouls have pooled. I love seeing the baby goths alongside the elder emo’s having a lovely bounce about to some horror punk. Look what the bats dragged in, indeed. I do however wish we could have seen them on earlier, because I am le tired and there’s no way he’s going to do ‘I Walked With A Zombie’ before the final 3. Peace out, this Vampire’s sparkle is waning for tonight.

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SATURDAY

In a super sad start to the day, I did not make it in for Froglord. 10.30 is an insane time in the morning for a cult gathering. Despite that, I am reliably informed that the amphibious attendance was suitably large and that they were indeed excellent. All hail hypnotoad and all that.

Later in the day, Urne bring some gloom to the proceedings (it is VERY hot today already) but I am off to have myself a lovely time with local(ish) legends Viking Skull from Corby. Another tale of a band formed for somewhat comedic purposes, turned into a beloved and anticipated band on the Bloodstock bill , with ‘Red Hot Woman’ being a real highlight of the set.

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Vended from Iowa, draw a very fighty-punchy pit, but the drums are mixed so high you can barely hear a tune under the barrage. It kind of works for the chaos they’re trying to summon but I do think I’m going to enjoy them more through headphones. I do quite enjoy the whole Furiosa/Mad Max aesthetic though.“On this next song I wanna see insanity” gives the nod for another round of pit savagery, which is really what its all about, right?

Cancel the Transmission over on the EMP stage bring a classic southern-rock style that allows us a bit of a reprieve after the Vended chaos, and then Northlane whip it all back up again. Now look, I am a person that enjoys a fun outfit but… we are all seeing Harry Styles meets BMTH right? Right? Anyway, some security guys came and moved a load of chairs from the no-chair zone (the first time it’s been enforced this weekend) and now the arena is packed back standing for this very enjoyable rowdy set.

A quick wander to the RAM Gallery is a lovely breather to see all the incredible artwork and amazing guitars on display. I’m obsessed with the case full of historical tickets, photo passes, and old rock society laminates – lots of which I have in my collection. Looking back on the incredible Paul Gregory artwork is like touring my own festival history, it’s nice to take a few minutes and appreciate it all. The Lemmy and Ozzy tribute areas are also great, with Bloodstock being a family-friendly event it does feel quite special to be able to take your kid in and give them a little historical significance reminder. After all, if they’re going to keep the torch lit – they’ve gotta know the gods.

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Tempest Saint on the EMP stage are almost giving hair-metal, I’m not wholly sure they’re not reincarnated or something, because they look radically too young to sound they way they sound before you see them. I’m down anyway, keep the spirit of all metal alive. NEVERMORE, on the other hand, suffer from a bit of a meh crowd. They’re good – I do rate the sound,  but it just isn’t landing today. We’re hot and tired. We’ve jumped around a lot. Sure we’re celebrating 25 years of Bloodstock, but some of us have 40 year old necks and backs (try and say that without singing the rest… you know what I mean). Sometimes that’s just how festival afternoons go.

Mechanized in the Serpent’s Lair VIP tent are a total surprise, and whoever is working the sound in this tent is killing it. Their “fuck AI, keep live music live” message gets a cheer from the beanbag-lazing audience. They really deserved a bit of a healthier crowd to jump around but a lot of people are taking a rest break, so it does look a bit funny.

Following this, Bleed From Within arrive to absolutely obliterate the main stage. Now. They’re not a band I particularly follow or have ever really engaged with before. BUT. They may be going down as my band of the day? First of all, bagpipes belong in metal. I said what I said. They were made for battle purposes, fight me.

Second, kilts are the superior choice of attire for a summer festival. They also look cool as fuck. There’s an interesting spiky Iron Throne sort of stage prop thing, and their sound is immersively dense – I love a band you can listen to in layers, and continue to find interesting parts. “We are Bleed From Within from Glasgae in fuckin’ Scotlanddd!”  roars frontman Scott Kennedy, before adding, “What I was trying to say before someone tried to hit me with a shoe… thank you to every one of yas for being here, it means the fuckin’ world.”

Kudos to this “…band from a tiny town called Hamilton” who came together 23 years ago, “When I say out for blood… scream out for war!” makes it absolutely clear they are commanding the stage when thousands of voices join them. They gush that this is the biggest slot they’ve ever had at any festival they’ve ever played, and I truly think we could be looking at a future headliner in them. “The only reason this is possible is you. You can never ever fucking forget how important you are in all of this. Bloodstock, make some noise for yourselves!”

Finishing up with some jumping up and down and giant black 25th anniversary inflatable balls being launched into the crowd, the Scotland flags waving proudly from the pit, the band declare it their favourite show they’ve ever played. I’ll be taking more notice from here on out, because that was a fucking irn triumph.

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Tonight’s headliner Slaughter to Prevail might be one of the most controversial bookings of Bloodstock for a number of reasons. Despite more recent and less antagonistic commentary, Russian frontman Alex Terrible’s media history is… ahem… chequered, to say the least. There’s also a frankly insane amount of consternation over what people think is ‘deserving’ of a festival headline slot. I’ll be completely transparent here – it isn’t really my jam, but I want you to know, I personally thought that tonight proved a point. Presence is everything.

Opening with a barrage of flames, sparks, smoke and furiously flaming screens is one way to make a strong entrance. Those chrome masks (which, by the way, are selling for £200 at the merch stall) really add to the theatre of it all, but ‘Bonebreaker’ stands up just fine on it’s own. Raw power and clean guitars make for a ferocious introduction.

 “Two years ago we played Download Festival and today we headline this beautiful festival” shouts Terrible. “I’m living my best fucking life, I’m living in the matrix… it feels special”. Thanking the UK repeatedly for the opportunity, definitely goes a way to endearing this crowd, and we love a bit of self-deprecation “I love this country so much… I’m so nervous, my English still sucks”.

‘Bratva’ “…this is a song about family” elicits a cheer, when Terrible celebrates the fact that guitarist Jack Simmons is from Essex and that his whole family are here in the crowd tonight. However, the abject hilarity of them attempting to get everyone to squat down ready for a chorus jump –  “I don’t care how old you are or what you do for a living… my knees are fucked, I will jump as high as I can!” – and one solid dude in a bright white tshirt amongst the sea of black, just completely refusing to do it – priceless.

‘Demolisher’ and ‘Conflict’ are a back-to-back brutal assault before they finish up with ‘Kid of Darkness’ and ‘Behelit’. I think a lot of people have come away from tonight enjoying that set a lot more than they thought they would. “Bloodstock, I hope we did not disappoint you guys… thank you. You were so kind to us.”

SUNDAY

Castle Rat are what I imagine would be birthed from a union of the confidence of Whitesnake, the musical stylings of Black Sabbath, and the aesthetic coding of those feral kids from Yellowjackets. So obviously I fucken’ love em’ don’t I. I do feel for the dude rocking a full plague-doctor getup in this heinous heatwave though, especially as the arena is a bit flat due to all the… well… hiding from the sun. The entire EMP tent is carpeted with pale beleaguered goths. Anyway, I’d love to see them again under less sweltering circumstances please.

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A quick trip over to Happy Maki Sushi for a bite to eat (sincerely all scran looks cracking this year, but I can’t face eating anything hot, so it’s this and a blue slushie for nutritional balance), and a wander back via some of the lovely indie traders for a mooch. As always I was tempted to buy an irrationally large drinking horn and belt holster, but I am reminded of the time I failed extremely badly at drinking one of those yard of ale things and smelt like a wet dog all night, so it’s a pass.

Dean of the Dead’s hot sauces looked like they would make excellent Christmas presents for people but I’m going to have to hit them up online, and I’m now kicking myself so hard for not buying a little double ghostie ring from The Last Jewellers stand. After a quick catch-up with Bloodstock Darth Vader, were also paid a visit by Bloodstock Santa, who did indeed have a bag of treats for kids around the arena – I swear some of the most whimsical people on this planet are metal fans. Thanks for the bubbles!

Next up, Kittie hit the main stage looking absolutely badass as per usual, with Morgan Lander rocking a red mic/red dress combo that is just peak 90’s style. Launching into ‘Fire’ with unmatched fury, it’s clear they mean business. It warms my heart to encounter so many awkward teenage girls down the front, getting involved in the pit and crowd surfing – hello new era of fans. More than a few rage-fuelled millennial mums are also mixed in, screaming along with daughters atop their shoulders, ensuring that generational wrath and being fucking epic can be passed down too.

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It might not be a very long set, but it’s perfect – “It’s what you’ve all been waiting for… this is Brackish” shouts Lander, and the pit erupts in a tangle of flailing limbs. They shoot right to the top of my best bands of the weekend.

Orbit Culture bring doomy music in blazing sunshine, which is a Bloodstock speciality. “How the fuck are you doing Bloodstockkk? We are Orbit Culture from Sweden! Are you guys warm? It’s the same for us cold‑ass Swedish men up here…” does make me giggle, yeah man – we’re the country of weather complaints, this is the arsecrack of hell for us, welcome. Sadly there’s a mid-set stoppage to let some medics through to the front to help someone, but they manage to squeeze in ‘Vultures of North’ as a closer after the fan makes it out safely.

Wrex on the EMP stage are a fun electronic/metal duo that I probably need to have a proper listen to, I think they could be very fun to catch on tour, followed by another Bloodstock OG – Testament. They have an enormous skeleton-friend on stage with them (like an even better version of the Costco one I am banned from buying actually…) and proceed to melt everyone’s faces off with pure classic thrashy bashy goodness. There’s a lot of pyro and hair wafting, I love them, truly the Best-ament.

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Next, Black Label Society have drawn an enormous crowd in the relentless evening sunshine, Zakk Wylde is rocking a kilt and whoever is on the sound tent is doing an absolutely immaculate job, as they open with ‘Funeral Bell’ – what more could you ask for? Well. You could squeeze down the front with your 6 year old and let her ride towards the stage on top of you as you crowd-surf… there is that…

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The rest of the set was perfect, and even included a montage of Ozzy photos on the big screen alongside ‘No More Tears’. I’m always amazed that someone who is 90% hair can play as well as he does without ending up requiring extraction tactics. I bow down to you sir.

In the Sophie tent, Mushroomhead have gathered a huge crowd and open with a Spongebob singalong that immediately descends into gut busting chaos for ‘Eye To Eye’. I swear they are one of the most underrated 90’s bands out there because this is a fucking stellar set, an absolute treat for both the ears and the eyes. Masks, hair spinning, water-laden drums, lasers… you name it, they’re doing it. Oh and there are so many members I can’t even tell who the band really comprises of. They’re metal’s answer to the So Solid Crew I think.

“Time to participate — let’s move this place!” comes the call, and who are we to not answer? A giant circle pit is the order of the day, after Ms. Jackie hops into the hands of some fans to sing mid-crowd. Again, this band is just FUN.

On the main stage Body Count arrive with Ice-T shouting “Body Count is in the house!” followed by a Slayer ‘South of Heaven’ nod. I’m not sure what happens but about halfway through it seems like some speakers go out, and there’s a huge loss of sound to the back of the arena, which is pretty annoying for the rest of their set.

Luckily Ice-T loves a bit of a chat and is there to make everyone laugh, “How many people at their first Body Count show? Fuckin’ virgins…” he quips as they throw themselves into ‘The Purge’ and a cheeky rant about politicians not giving a fuck about us. Given the state of the world right now – everyone is inclined to agree and join in throwing those middle fingers up. After inviting a couple of little kids on stage to rock out with them (er… jealous, Harrison and Sebastian – you’re cool as fuck), Ice-T declares himself to be every bloodstock kid’s newest Uncle, and gives us all some important life advice in the form of a song…  “I have a 10‑year‑old daughter and I taught her this… talk shit, get shot”. I genuinely think this is one of the best bookings Vicky Hungerford and co. have ever made, and really was worth the years of chasing. The pit is popping off, so much so that organiser Alan Hungerford can’t resist jumping in for a bash about himself!

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The weekend’s final headliner Judas Priest close the main stage tonight, with a set of epic proportions. I must preface this with the information that whilst I am not really a Judas Priest fan (I’m sorry, don’t come for me… I just never have been), I do recognise a packed arena when I see one, and there’s the obviously pleasing nature of having a Midlands band headline this Midlands festival’s anniversary year.

As the giant curtain drops they rip right into classic ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’ and Rob Halford screaming  “Oh Bloodstock, your Priest is back!”.

‘Breaking The Law’ elicits a site-wide singalong, and will never fail to remind me of two other rock icons – Mr. Beavis and Mr. Butthead. I also fully love the enormous disco-ball that gets lowered into the stage during ‘The Ripper’, which is so brightly lit that it looks like some kind of giant malevolent sea-urchin from afar. I must also mention the multiple jacket changes Rob makes throughout the show, with a special shout out to the wondrous sparkly lamé trench, the massive fringed biker, and the final disco-ball replica jacket. OH and the denim patch trench, which is also being worn by a couple of members of this crowd – incredible work all round.

“25 years of Bloodstock Open Air? 100 years of Judas fucking Priest. We really love this festival.” Jokes Rob, who then talks about their upcoming new album and about defending the faith of rock and roll for 56 years. I guess 25 years is small potatoes to a band who have been stage side for half a century?

‘Painkiller’ arrives with epic lighting and a drum solo, and then as per usual Rob returns to the stage riding his Harley for ‘Hell Bent For Leather’, in yet another outfit. Going out on ‘Living After Midnight’ does feel a little bit amusing before 11pm but hey, that’s showbiz baby. It might not really be my highlight, but it was a very solid and fitting way to close this chapter of the Bloodstock story…

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BUT WAIT

Because I am now immediately up and running to catch my ultimate wishlist set of the weekend, inconveniently at the peak of my tiredness of course. The tent is wall to wall bodies already in the smoky deep red lights, and French synth wizard Carpenter Brut is headlong into those heavy electro ripples that make your whole body shake.

The Venn diagram of synth and metal fandom is way more integrated than people on either side of the equation often like to admit, but holy hell does CB obliterate that line between them – and if there’s one thing any metal fan is going to cave and resonate with? A silly 80’s cover. Carpenter Brut’s ‘Maniac’ cover (yes of Flashdance fame, thanks Michael Sembello) is a true triumph and there’s not a single person standing still in here tonight.

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In his robotic operating voice CB calls “Prove you are alive… scream it” and something primal is awakened in the people of Bloodstock – this is the last chance to absolutely throwdown before you go home. After the recent sad news of the death of another French synthwave legend – Kavinsky (yes, I am devastated) there’s a soothing quality to seeing this many people out enjoying the genre. The lighting, the sound, the visuals, the atmosphere – flawless. “Thank each and every one of you for this beautifully loud ceremony” – No, thank you CB, and thank you Bloodstock.

While I understand the wish for continuity and purity some people would like for this festival, I do feel like there’s space to navigate the vastness of the metal genre and learn something new in all it’s facets. BOA has always been good at bringing new music to our ears and searching out those acts that deserve a spotlight. I think 2027 could be really, really interesting.

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BLOODSTOCK Reveal 27 Bands For 2027 Including All Headliners

With BLOODSTOCK 2026 underway and on target for another record-breaking year, festival HQ have just revealed the first bands for 2027, unveiling them at the Ronnie James Dio stage right after Municipal Waste’s face-melting set.
Mark your calendar now and start planning for August 5th – 8th, 2027.

On Friday night, your Ronnie James Dio main stage headliners are MERCYFUL FATE – the Danish legends who helped invent heavy metal theatrics, King Diamond’s falsetto still as unholy as ever. Corpse paint, inverted crosses, and a stage show soaked in occult drama…pay your respects, this is where a lot of extreme metal’s DNA actually comes from. King Diamond has a little update for you, declaring, “Mercyful Fate is honored and looking extremely forward to playing BLOODSTOCK again, last time was awesome, and this time with a brand new album out, FINALLY!!!”
Saturday night parties hard in a totally different fashion, though with no less chaos, as ELECTRIC CALLBOY headline BLOODSTOCK for the very first time. German metalcore collides with EDM and full-blown comedy for one of the wildest and most fun live shows in modern metal. Expect Catton Park jumping in unison like it’s a rave that wandered into a mosh pit. The band say, “Our first ever Bloodstock. Heavy music, questionable outfits, and thousands of metalheads? Sounds like a Perfect fit to us. We’re in. See you there!”
Sunday night closes out with another brand new headliner for BLOODSTOCK, gothic-industrial metalcore giants MOTIONLESS IN WHITE, delivering eye-poppin’ theatrical spectacle two decades in. Chris Motionless leads the charge, turning every note into the catchiest horror movie you can mosh to. Having caught their dazzling last tour, the band go from strength to strength and we can only imagine what plans are afoot for this headline set. 

Chris Motionless states, “Bloodstock! We were told that we are one of the most requested bands to perform at your legendary festival, so it is with great honor to announce that we are answering the call and will be seeing you next year for our first ever European festival headlining show, and only U.K. show of 2027! Thank you so much! Let the countdown begin.”
Over on the Sophie Lancaster stage, Thursday headliners MADBALL are set to pulverize your opening night with 35+ years of pure New York hardcore under their belt. Freddy Cricien’s crew still hits as hard as they did back in ’89, no gimmicks. Friday’s closing slot goes to the mysterious GAEREA, black metal that’s grown more cinematic and crushing with every record. 

KANONENFIEBER march into Saturday’s top spot: Noise’s German war machine turning WWI diaries into blackened death metal, think trench warfare rendered in sound. And to close it out, as the very final band of the festival, DETHKLOK – born from the animated series Metalocalypse, now a real band tearing through brutally serious, melodic death metal live. They may have had cartoon origins but they bring dead-serious riffs you won’t want to miss.

Here’s a few more you can look forward to seeing on the Ronnie James Dio stage over the festival… 

Friday special guests ACID BATH crawl from the Louisiana bayou, sludge metal pioneers blending doom, blues, and southern gothic dread. Saturday special guests GREEN LUNG conjure folk-horror occult rock, all Hammer-film atmosphere and fuzzed-out riffs… witchy, heavy, and a little unhinged. Sunday special guests CHILDREN OF BODOM return to honor the legacy of the late Alexi Laiho, celebrating the melodic death metal sound that made them Finnish icons. 

The patient are rewarded… DEVILDRIVER finally return, their dark, groove-laden California metal led by Dez Fafara’s signature growl and perfect for record numbers of circle pits. The legendary CORROSION OF CONFORMITY roll in, over 40 years deep into a sound that fuses hardcore punk roots with Sabbath-soaked southern metal. 

IMMINENCE bring Swedish alternative metalcore, all soaring choruses wrapped around crushing breakdowns. A booking set to delight many – WIND ROSE, Italian folk-power metal built for fantasy battles and beer-hall singalongs. SYLOSIS wield UK thrash-meets-melodic-death precision, courtesy of Josh Middleton’s relentless riffing.  

DECAPITATED offer up Polish technical death metal with riffs sharp enough to earn respect from the genre’s toughest critics. WITCH CLUB SATAN could be your new favourites, an all-female Norwegian black metal coven turning theatre training into confrontational, ritualistic chaos. HAMMERFALL bring the true steel – Swedish power metal at its most anthemic. Fellow Swedes, death metal originators HYPOCRISY are still delivering a masterclass three decades in. You can also see THE HALO EFFECT, ex-In Flames members returning to the classic Gothenburg melodic death metal sound that built the genre. 

Former BLOODSTOCK stage breakers (yes, we remember) TORTURED DEMON are set to give it another go with their pedigree thrash. Are you ready for GUTALAX? Czech goregrind degenerates who’ve built a career on toilet humor and blast beats. HUMANITY’S LAST BREATH also join the bill, Swedish deathcore architects of the crushing, low-tuned “thall” sound. And Liverpool’s self-proclaimed masters of “caveman battle doom” CONAN intend to heft riffs so heavy they practically have their own gravitational pull. 

The Sophie stage will be just as varied. Here’s three more treats you can expect in the big tent! 
DOOL slink in, in a haze of candlelight and doom, weaving in dark rock and post-rock into something hypnotic straight out of Rotterdam plus they’ve just finished writing a new album. Things get ugly (in the best way) with PIG DESTROYER, Virginia grindcore legends who’ll turn your skull inside out with blast beats and JR Hayes’ nightmarish lyrics. And if you haven’t discovered them yet, you soon will – FULCI rise from the grave with old-school death metal soaked in zombie-flick gore, every album a tribute to horror icon Lucio Fulci.

And about 100 more bands yet to be announced… RUN DON’T WALK to get your ticket!

Early bird standard weekend tickets are available at the main entrance box office throughout the festival, priced £210.00 with no booking fee. Once they’re gone (and there’s a high chance these will sell out on site), the price rises to £235 plus booking fee, with general on-sale kicking off on Monday 10th August at 9am – so grabbing your early bird at the festival could save you a cool £34 per ticket. 

Wednesday early access is also available for 2027 for some campsites, as are child tickets, and children under 4 can attend for free! The instalment scheme, allowing you to spread your purchase of some ticket types over several payments, will also return, going on sale on Wednesday 12th August. Coach packages will be available from Monday 10th August.

VIP and Campervan tickets will go on sale on Wednesday 12th August at 9am. New for 2027! There are now two luxury VIP areas at BLOODSTOCK! You can choose to pitch your tent in the Serpent’s Lair VIP campsite (or book a pre-erected tent), or you can book a range of deluxe pod pads in the brand new Serpent’s Lair VIP Sanctuary! Set within a series of picturesque glades just a short 5-minute stroll from the Serpent’s Lair VIP campsite and the main arena, the Sanctuary offers a peaceful retreat from the mayhem of the festival without ever being far from the action. Wake up surrounded by nature before heading back into the heart of BLOODSTOCK whenever you are ready!

Visit the official website for all the latest information including all ticket packages and options. 

BLOODSTOCK 2027 will take place at Catton Park, Derbyshire on 5th – 8th August, 2027.

BLOODSTOCK NEWS: PRIZES, POWER, AND PIXELS

BLOODSTOCKers! The big 25th Anniversary celebrations are here, and there’s no shortage of ways to get involved – whether you’re pedaling, gaming, or just feeling lucky. You can even join in if you’re not at BLOODSTOCK!

Heavy Metal Truants: The “Ed To Ed” Challenge

While the HMT crew makes their epic ride to Catton Park starting today (follow them here), you can get in on the action without breaking a sweat on the road. If you’re at BLOODSTOCK, head to the HMT tent in the main arena and hop on a static bike to see how fast you can generate enough real electricity to boil water – kids are racing to 5ml, adults to 10ml (a hand crank is available for differently-abled participants).

It’s a £5 donation to the charity to take part, and every participant walks away with a cool HMT sticker. The fastest of each pair of challengers snags an HMT pin badge, hourly leaderboard champs earn 5 raffle entries (worth £20), and whoever posts the fastest time of the entire weekend bags a massive 50 free entries (worth £100)! Multiple attempts are welcome and records can be broken throughout the weekend, but no additional participation prizes we’re afraid… one each!

The HMT Charity Raffle 

Fancy walking away with something truly special? This awesome raffle is stacked, including:

2x Marshall Willen Cream Bluetooth Speakers1x Signed Dixxon T-shirt1x Killers Eddie Diorama1x Dave Murray 50th Anniversary Fender Guitar, signed by Iron Maiden themselves1x Pair of The Wristbands Of Destiny (2 VIP Weekend Tickets to Bloodstock for the next 10 years!)

Want to see that Dave Murray guitar in the flesh before you (hopefully) win it? It’s on display in the RAM Gallery all weekend.Tickets: £5 for 1, £20 for 5, £35 for 10, £65 for 25, £100 for 50. There are 2 ways in which you can buy your stake throughout the weekend (excluding the HMT trail): 

Online at HMT at BLOODSTOCK OPEN AIR! – GiveWheel (website will be live from Wednesday 5th August – Sunday 9th August – you do not have to be at BLOODSTOCK to enter the raffle!).In-person at the HMT Tent from one of the HMT volunteers.

Winners are drawn live at 19:00 on Sunday 9th August (and texted/emailed) – if you’re on-site, come collect at the HMT Tent; otherwise, they’ll follow up with you the following week to arrange delivery.
Scan Computers x BattleRigs: A Beast of a Machine 

It’s no secret that those behind the scenes at Bloodstock are fans of all things gaming, from the highly popular gaming arena to the gaming characters fancy dress themes, which means there’s a very likely chance you are too. To celebrate both BLOODSTOCK‘s 25th and Scan’s 40th year in tech, Scan Computers and BattleRigs have built one seriously brutal, one-off custom gaming PC – designed exclusively for BLOODSTOCK and then one lucky winner.

Under the hood:

AMD Ryzen 7 9850X3D 8 Core AM5 CPU/Processor
Gigabyte AMD B850 AORUS ELITE Wi-Fi 7 ATX Motherboard
CORSAIR Vengeance RGB Grey 32GB 6000MHz Dual Profile DDR5 Memory Kit
Kioxia Exceria PLUS G4 1TB M.2 PCIe 5.0 NVMe 3D BiCS SSD/Solid State Drive
Gigabyte AORUS AMD Radeon RX 9070 XT ELITE Graphics Card
be quiet! Pure Power 13 M 1000W 80PLUS Gold Fully Modular ATX 3.1 PSU / Power Supply
be quiet! Light Loop RGB All-In-One 360mm Intel/AMD CPU Water Cooler, Black
be quiet! Pure Base 501 DX Tempered Glass Window Black RGB Mid Tower PC 

Sam Hibbert, Head of Pro Gaming at Scan, says: “Having just celebrated our own 40th anniversary, we’re thrilled to support Bloodstock Festival in its 25th year. Music has always been closely connected to gaming, so we’re excited to be giving Bloodstock attendees the opportunity to experience the awesome design and breathtaking performance of our 3XS Systems gaming PCs during the festival.”

Enter online via the Bloodstock Giveaway or in person at the Gaming Arena all weekend.
The Gaming Arena 

If the escapism of being in a field full of your best friends, musical heroes, and strangers dressed as Jesus in a banana costume wasn’t enough, the gaming tent has you covered even further. Scan will be bringing the best in PC gaming to Bloodstock, with 6 gaming PCs (specs below) powered by AMD and KIOXIA, each running with 4K 43-inch iiyama monitors. Festival goers will be able to get hands-on with the latest AAA titles as well as fan favourites each day throughout the weekend.

Gaming PCs at the fest:

Scan 3XS ARC RX – CPU : 7800X3D / GPU : AMD 9070 GRE | SSD Storage: Kioxia 1TB G4 Exceria
Scan 3XS Edge – CPU : 9800X3D / GPU : AMD 9070 GRE | SSD Storage: Kioxia 1TB G4 Exceria
Scan 3XS Lignum – CPU : 9850X3D / GPU : AMD 9070 GRE | SSD Storage: Kioxia 1TB G4 Exceria
Scan 3XS Vengeance RX (M3Amb) – CPU : AMD 9850X3D / GPU : 9070 XT : SSD Storage: Kioxia 1TB G4 Exceria
Scan 3XS Vengeance Air – CPU : 9850X3D / GPU : 9070 XT : SSD Storage: Kioxia 1TB G4 Exceria
Scan 3XS Helios RX – CPU : 9950X3D / GPU : 9070 XT : SSD Storage: Kioxia 1TB G4 Exceria
Monitors : iiyama 4K 43inch GMaster RED EAGLE ASUS & Corsair peripherals

Scan specialises in gaming PCs, pro audio, pro video, AI and robotics – if you want to visit and get your full geek on, their store near Bolton (just off the M61) also houses Bolton’s largest pro audio and instrument showroom.
Win even more prizes!

It really wouldn’t be a birthday party without even more prizes! Music to our ears, Scan are also offering up a serious haul for guitarists worth more than £2k!

Legator Ghost Super Shred 7-String Guitar
IK Multimedia TONEX Pedal
IK Multimedia TONEX Royal
45 Legends signature collection
A year’s worth of Ernie Ball strings (24 sets)
Ernie Ball Fret wrap
Ernie Ball Jacquard strap (winner’s choice of design)
Ernie Bal strap blocks (winner’s choice of colour)
Ernie Ball Mute Noodles
Ernie Ball Everlast or Prodigy Picks
Ernie Ball guitar hanger
Ernie Ball tool kit
Ernie Ball instrument care polish kit
Ernie Ball ProTune USB-C rechargeable clip-on tuner
Ernie Ball Classic Eagle T-shirt

To be in with a chance of winning, all you have to do is sign up to Scan’s Pro Audio mailing list. Head here for more info. The competition closes at 12.00pm Monday 10th August. Please note, UK entrants-only.



Stage Times

Stage times for this weekend’s shenanigans are now live on the official Bloodstock app. The map and stage times will be viewable without internet or strong signal, so make sure you have that downloaded before you arrive!

Bloodstock 2027

We’re already looking ahead to BLOODSTOCK 2027! Mark your calendar now and start planning for August 5th – 8th, 2027. If you want to be first to know 27 bands playing next year’s event, don’t miss Friday evening’s announcement at the Ronnie James Dio stage immediately after MUNICIPAL WASTE!

As for TICKETS FOR 2027… Early bird standard weekend tickets will be available at the main entrance box office throughout the festival, priced £210.00 with no booking fee. Once they’re gone (and there’s a high chance these will sell out on site), the price rises to £235 plus booking fee, with general on-sale kicking off on Monday 10th August at 9am – so grabbing your early bird at the festival could save you a cool £34 per ticket. VIP and Campervan tickets will go on sale on Wednesday 12th August at 9am. See the website for details of all ticket types and packages available.

BLOODSTOCK’s 25th anniversary is going to be truly unforgettable.

BLOODSTOCK 2026 is delighted to present RJD headliners LAMB OF GOD, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, JUDAS PRIEST, and SAXON. Sophie Lancaster stage headliners will be CRYPTOPSY (None So Vile 30-year anniversary set), WEDNESDAY 13, LEPROUS, and CARPENTER BRUT.

You’ll also be able to see BODY COUNT, SEPULTURA, MUNICIPAL WASTE, DEATH ANGEL, TESTAMENT, NORTHLANE, BLEED FROM WITHIN, VENDED, ORBIT CULTURE, THE SCRATCH, IMPERIAL AGE, LIFE OF AGONY, OF MICE & MEN, BIOHAZARD, 200 STAB WOUNDS, THE HELL, BLACK SPIDERS, SHINING, NEVERMORE, EVIL SCARECROW, HEAVYSAURUS, SKYND, PARTY CANNON, BATTLESNAKE, INHUMAN NATURE, KITTIE, CASTLE RAT, GRAPHIC NATURE, BOOTYARD BANDITS, EXCREMENTORY GRINDFUCKERS, HIDDEN INTENT, SELLSWORD, NECKBREAKKER, SEETHING AKIRA, HAMMER, STAMPIN GROUND, URNE, CELESTIAL SANCTUARY, THROWN INTO EXILE, VIKING SKULL, BOUND IN FEAR, IMPERIUM, FROGLORD, MUSHROOMHEAD, DREAM STATE, TRIVAX, MANTIS DEFEATS JAGUAR, BLOOD COUNTESS, GURT, OUTERGODS, FLAYED DISCIPLE, NOISEPICKER, ACID THRONEALUNAH, VOID BELOW, TEMPLES ON MARS, CONCRETE AGE, THRASHERWOLF, IMPERIAL DEMONIC, CHAINED SAINT, IMBRIUM, OVERPOWER, UNTAMED SILENCE, CHANGE PERSONA, AFTER SMOKE CLEARS, SOULRIDE, VANITAS, GOAT MAJOR, CANCEL THE TRANSMISSION, TEMPEST SAINT, TROLLMOTHER, DOSED, STITCHED, WREX, FOLLOWING THE SIGNS, THE CARTOON CARTEL, AETHORIA and more. See the full lineup at the official website.

For the most up to date festival information, visit the official website at bloodstock.uk.com.

BLOODSTOCK 2026 takes place at Catton Park, Derbyshire on 6th – 9th August, 2026.

THE LONG ROAD FESTIVAL ANNOUNCES LEGENDARY ROLLING STONES GUITARIST RONNIE WOOD AS SATURDAY HEADLINER

The Long Road Festival is proud to welcome musical legend Ronnie Wood and his band headline the main stage on Saturday 29th August. Joined by Irish favourite Imelda May, these two award winning artists will deliver an exhilarating set, filled with timeless classics and beloved hits. 

Few can claim to have had as stellar, or diverse a career as Ronnie Wood. Influencing a generation of musicians, and a two-time inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (with The Rolling Stones and Faces), Ronnie has played in some of the most pioneering rock groups of all time, and guested with a who’s who of British music. Long establishing himself as a vital part of The Rolling Stones sound, Ronnie’s incredible journey with The Stones, Faces, Jeff Beck Group, The Birds, The Creation, Rod Stewart, Ronnie Lane and his solo work, defines him as one of rock music’s most important figures. 

Imelda May has become one of the UK & Ireland’s most celebrated female artists selling millions of records worldwide, who has gone on to perform alongside legendary artists including Lou Reed, Bono, Tom Jones, Noel Gallagher, Elvis Costello, Robert Plant, Van Morrison, Rod Stewart, Jeff Goldblum and, of course, Ronnie Wood.  

The UK’s favourite immersive Country, Roots & Americana festival will arrive for its seventh year on the August 2026 Bank Holiday weekend (27th – 30th), returning to the stunning grounds of Stanford Hall in Leicestershire

This year’s event will feature a stellar collection of rising stars, chart-toppers and genre legends including 14-time GRAMMY winner Emmylou Harris playing the final show of her European farewell tour, globally renowned country-pop favourite Maren Morris’s only appearance at a UK festival this summer, Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame member Steve Earle, CMA award winners The Shires and breakout country star Josh Ross.

Beyond the music, The Long Road offers the chance for audiences to step off the beaten track and truly immerse themselves in the country lifestyle. Activities include line dancing for all abilities, late night afterparties, open mic opportunities, Stateside food traders, craft beers, food competitions, the Lucky Dice Car & Bike show, vintage funfair rides, country bingo, cowboy olympics, country crafting, barn dances, and the ever popular ‘country-oke’. For all things culinary, Red Dog Saloon will be bringing their Austin-style BBQ restaurant on-site, smokers and all, to deliver a unique festival experience.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday Day tickets, Weekend General and High Falootin’ VIP tickets, Family & Group tickets, General and Premium camping, Live-in Vehicle, Pitch & Park, and Glamping packages are on sale here.


Where to find The Long Road: Official Site | Facebook | Instagram | X | TikTok


FULL LINEUP:
Ronnie Wood and his band featuring Imelda May ★ Emmylou Harris (European Farewell Tour) ★ Maren Morris (UK Exclusive) ★ Steve Earle (Solo & Acoustic) The 502s ★ The Shires ★ Josh Ross ★ Shakey Graves ★ The Felice Brothers ★ Anne Wilson ★ Kezia Gill ★ Rose Betts ★ Lily Fitts ★ Uncle Lucius ★ Oliver Hazard ★ Jason Scott & The High Heat ★ Noah James ★ Ken Pomeroy ★ Zandi Holup ★ Striking Matches ★ Dylan Earl ★ Jim Lauderdale ★ Rosalie Cunningham ★ Liam Price ★ Mia Kelly ★ Slow Motion Cowboys ★ HORSEBATH ★ The Hanging Stars ★ Sarah Jane Scouten ★ Trevor Moss & Hannah-Lou ★ Stella Prince ★ Harleymoon Kemp ★ Harper O’Neil ★ Chanel Yates ★ Shaylen ★ Simon Howard ★ Hayley Jensen ★ Chandler Walters ★ First Time Flyers ★ Emily Scott Robinson ★ Twinnie ★ Dawson Anderson ★ Errol Linton ★ Knucklehead ★ Outpost Drive ★ Luca Fogale ★ Dan Byrne ★ Jonny Morgan & The Moral Support ★ Lizzie No ★ Susto Stringband ★ Riley Downing ★ Ryan & Rory ★ Muireann Bradley ★ Ferris & Sylvester ★ Sheyna Gee ★ Jordan O’Keefe ★ Bec O’Malley ★ Gina Larner ★ William Matheny ★ Smithfield ★ Brennen Leigh ★ Bobby Dove ★ Sweet Thieves ★ Locks

4 DAYS LEFT! All Points East – Annual Photography Competition

Calling all artists, photographers and creatives!

All Points East have announced details of their annual art and photography competition, placing the spotlight on grassroots, undiscovered talent. What does Victoria Park mean to you? Have you managed to capture the essence of All Points East?


The festival is inviting creators of all ages and skill levels to submit artwork, photography or designs that capture the heart and soul of Victoria Park. A true celebration of local talent, it’s a wonderful opportunity for emerging artists to get their work seen by festival-goers and the wider public. 


Alongside winning tickets to this year’s festival, the winner will have their work displayed within the park.
To enter, entrants need to e-mail a high-resolution image of their work, their full name and preferred social handle to [email protected] by Tuesday 4 August.

All Points East takes place from 21 – 30 August, with headline performances from Jorja Smith and Tems on Friday 21 August, Lorde on Saturday 22 August, Deftones at APE x Outbreak Fest on Sunday 23 August, Tyler The Creator on Friday 28 and Saturday 29 August and Twenty One Pilots on Sunday 30 August. Tickets are on-sale now via allpointseastfestival.com 

(T&Cs apply – see Festival site/socials for details) Winners under 18 must nominate an adult aged 18+ to receive and use the All Points East tickets)

10 Bloodstock Festival Side Quests – 2026!

With Bloodstock Open Air’s sold out 25th Anniversary less than a week away, you’re probably knee deep in the group chat’s clashfinder negotiations, arguing about who will actually wake up early enough to party with Battlesnake or whether you’ll be alright to eat a burrito in the middle of the Stampin’ Ground pit.

The thing about festivals is, even if you find a dead spot on the bill where nothing quite tickles your pickle – that doesn’t have to mean a trek back to your tent for a cheeky nap – instead I implore you to slyly sneak away and take yourself on a delightful festival side quest. Build the lore you want to fondly and tipsily tell your unwilling children, years from now.

Aside from the classic tales of ‘imbibing something questionable offered to you by someone questionable’ and ‘waking up in someone else’s tent who is now screaming’, I offer you these ten silly curated side quests that probably pose considerably less hospital/jail risk.

  1. Bin Jousting – they tried to stop it, they tried to regulate it, they tried to commercialize it… but you can take this tradition from BOA campers’ COLD DEAD ABSOLUTELY FILTHY FINGERS. No for real, you’ll probably get stopped by security but if you can get a couple of good neck-jarring runs in, you will actually be participating in one of Bloodstock’s oldest and most nostalgic traditions. For legal purposes I do not endorse it AT ALL, IT IS A LITTLE JOKE OK.

  2. The sanctioned fight occurring this year according to BOA HQ is, er, Pillow Fight Club. Shh, we aren’t meant to talk about it. 4.30pm Friday/Saturday/Sunday if you have a desire to smash a mate’s face in a nice way. There are a LOT of rules and a waiver, which is a little bit lame but honestly would have made Fight Club the movie a whole lot funnier. The ‘remove all piercings’ part might be a hard sell in the Bloodstock community though.

  3. Faaaancy Dress – always a good idea, mostly a poor execution. This year’s 4 day offering lists as: Dinosaurs on Thursday for Heavysaurus (a classic, excellent crowd-surfing kudos), Twisted Fairytales on Friday (If you find a wolf in your tent pretending to be your grandma, alert security), 1980’s on Saturday (be the Tom Selleck you want to see in the world, bring back men in crop tops and short shorts), and finally LOTR/Fantasy on Sunday (if anyone can mix up the 80’s and this theme to produce Gand-ALF, I will buy you a beer you hero).

  4. Hellbent Hoedown – has Y’allternative gone too far? Yeah yeah I know, both cultures love leather and like to sing about drinking beers, but if I get another fringed jacket to the eyeballs in the pit, I’m gonna… whinge about it later. Steel City Line Dancers are taking command of the floor on 2.30pm each day to lead some stompin’ with a metal soundtrack. If you’re not the two-stepping type, no worries – you can always grab a drink and go and heckle everyone who’s trying to.

  5. Black Ice Cream – apparently it is back with a ‘new and improved recipe’ and I would like to know if that is because last year it tasted how imagined… like dirt or licking a lump of coal. I do bloody love ice-cream though so yeah, I’m going for it. Oh no… what if it’s the same as the Whitby black ice-cream… Liquorice. Actually I’d rather lick a lump of coal than that.

  6. The RAM Gallery – Ah g’wan, you call tell your ma you spent the weekend being cultured and seeing lots of art, without lying. It’s a lovely peaceful little space away from the hubbub of the festival for a short while, and a great tour through the history of BOA. Oh and there’s going to be a Ozzy Osbourne custom guitar (made by Paul Cutting) in there too.

  7. Bunnyman’s Bunnychow – Take on the Hot As Hell without a drink. This famously delicious festival delicacy obviously comes in various spice laden levels, but frankly you’re just a lil bitch unless you go all in. Who doesn’t want a lovely little molten ball of lava in their tummy, threatening to Pompeii the shit out of everyone in a three-metre radius of you, when you get a bit too bouncy during Carpenter Brut?

  8. Rockfit – Look I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I do not identify with nor understand those of you who WANT to exercise. I will however support your right to do it, especially when accompanied by a banging soundtrack. If you’re the energiser bunny of your camping group, just piss off to Rockfit, have a grand time, let everyone else sleep off their hangovers. This is how you remain friends, trust me.

  9. Puns for Testament – admittedly this is a very personal and niche nod to times past here, but I’m going to bring you all in on it. Back in 2007, my mate Lee and I were ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FREEZING, waiting for Testament to take the BOA stage and in a state of teeth chattering delirium we decided that making ourselves laugh was the only way to go about getting warmer. It was the Bestament. I didn’t even need a spare Vestament. I would like to invite you to be part of this very silly Questament. Actually the real reason I mention it is to highlight that at BOA you can often join the Signing Tent queue and have a chance to meet some of your heroes – another excellent use of your side quest time. The next day, Lee and I did just that and *somewhere* in my chaotic festival memorabilia stores… is a poster of Testament with “Nice Breastaments” scribbled on it, amongst their signatures.

  10. Last but certainly not least – find Jesus. Not like that. Bet he would have been a metal fan though. Jesus is a BOA staple and always has the time to greet, bless, and take selfies with fans. If you’re not a Lamb (of God… *snort*) you can always find Bloodstock Darth Vader and have him bless you instead. There truly is something for everyone here.

Godspeed, go forth and seize the festival days!

2000 TREES 2026 – THE BIG REVIEW!

Who’d organise a festival, eh? Well, James Scarlett organises two – so he’s clearly a glutton for punishment!

On top of rampant economic costs, heatwave conditions and a constant bothering from Soccerball fans wanting to watch “the match”, he had to navigate a couple of pretty unexpected changes of plan in the build-up (which Summer Festival Guide covered here).

Despite these uncertainties, the doors to 2000Trees were opened promptly at Wednesday lunchtime, letting the eager beavers get themselves set up before the action kicked off.

For those unaware, the festival site is at Upcote Farm, a working farm which is around 20 minutes’ drive from the centre of nearby Cheltenham. They’re only small roads on the run up to the site, so be prepared to have to wait for a while before entering, but on balance you’re so close to the site entrance once into the parking area that it evens out.

Alterative transport options include a shuttle bus service from Cheltenham Spa train station provided by Big Green Coach which runs on Wednesday and Thursday and then back on Sunday for £16 in advance. The station itself has regular trains direct trains from London Paddington, Birmingham New Street, Bristol Temple Meads, Cardiff Central, Manchester Piccadilly and Edinburgh Waverley stations – so getting here couldn’t be easier.

Welcome to Trees! – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

Once you’re through the parking/drop off area it’s down a steep hill, across a narrow bridge, and then a steep uphill through a rugged pathway before some more wobbly terrain past the campervans. You’re then into the general camping area which offers an overflow area, as well as accessible camping and VIP upgrade options.

Despite it taking place on a hilly farm, every effort is made to create an accessible space for festival goers with mobility issues, and following a rejig of the parking situation last year the organisers took on the feedback and made the necessary tweaks to improve that further still.

Designated accessible camping areas, all-terrain mobility scooters to navigate the undulating ground and viewing platforms at stages to allow unobstructed views make it clear that all are welcome.

Inclusivity is another key aspect of 2000Trees. People are free to be themselves, find their people, live their best lives and to do so free from fear of any sort of prejudice or persecution. In a society that is absolutely hoaching with division and hatred, 2000Trees becomes a safe haven – and that adds to its immaculate vibe. The Trees community fully restore my faith in humanity every year and I am grateful for the annual reminder that it ain’t all shit.

Families are also catered to, meaning those elder emos with bairns are able to re-live their youths while keeping the wayuns entertained. Trees puts on a chocka programme of activities for kids – with the line-up in the Word tent featuring everything from circus performances, yoga, drag queen story hour and interactive sing-a-longs. It also provides a welcome spot of shade to keep them out of the sun – a definite plus in this weather.

These are all elements that combine to make 2000Trees one of the most welcoming and accessible festivals in the UK.

Campers arrive on Upcote Farm – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Thanks to heatwave conditions forecast for the duration of the week, preparation for festival-goers followed a similar model to 2025. That made packing a lot easier, the pile of discards containing wellies, raincoats and fleeces while sunscreen, caps and fans were on the tick list.

Having had the experience of emerging from my tent like Jim Carrey from the mechanical Rhino in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls last year (IYKYK), I invested in a Black + Fresh tent from Decathlon (not an ad) and can confirm it made a big difference over the duration!

I also added a canopy style shelter to the campsite set up to provide much needed shade and right next to the Camp Frabbit stage, making it a) easy to find and b) giving us front row seats to the line-up for the week. Unsurprisingly after two heatwaves already this year, the ground was unforgiving to tent pegs – so heavy-duty options were brought out.

On to the music!

It’s good to be back! – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

Wednesday always feels like a private event to me. The full festival doesn’t open until Thursday and a lot of folks hold off arriving until then, which gives those early attendees the opportunity to take in an extra day’s fun.

As with previous years, all of the performances on day one were split between The Word stage and The Forest. Bands alternate between them, but you’re only a couple of minutes’ walk between the stages – so even with the five-minute gap between acts you’re not going to miss a lot. The Word tent has had an upgrade this year, so there’s even more capacity than before.

In the Forest, signs encouraging folks not to occupy space with chairs/hammocks etc were in place after last year’s debacle and throughout the week they were (mostly) adhered to.

Last year’s main stage-r Karen Dió returned for a Wednesday slot in The Forest and kicked off with ‘Euphoria’ before the Hives-esque new single ‘Free Yourself’ ramped things up further.

Karen Dió – Credit @avigayilmusic

The set didn’t slow down any as the Latin Riot Grrrrl ploughed through a set of punk-rock bangers including ‘Stupid’, ‘Cut Your Hair’ and the best cover of Chappell Roan (‘Casual’) you’ll ever hear.

Karen showed her appreciation for the early attendees who came out to see her set, and took the opportunity to play the shortest, or rather most concise song, of all the sets across the weekend – ‘Buy My Merch!’

Closing out the set with ‘Sick Ride’ – she announces “I’m coming in!” before jumping over the barrier to join in with the crowd on the forest floor. It’s an excellent start to the weekend.

A new EP (Fugaz) comes out next month, along with a summer of festivals across Europe and then back to her adopted home for a UK tour covering Glasgow, Manchester, London and Brighton. Dió’s star is rising and we’re all in for a sick ride!

Then it was time for some admin and a wander over to the merch tent to pick up my pre-ordered Trees x 4Ed (the charity raising money to tackle Motor Neurone Disease via the Gloucester Rugby Foundation) rugby jersey – which came up a bit short, so swapped it out for the next size up with zero fuss.

Just some of the merch on offer at 2000Trees – Credit Summer Festival Guide

As ever, its an absolute Aladdin’s Cave of wonder in there! The always popular 2000Trees football shirts available in Home and Away were £45 (kids £30). Line-up t-shirts were available in black, natural, orange and skeleton (Adults £30, kids £20) hoodies for £50 and a fetching pair of shorts for £30.

Clashfinders were £8, Socks £10, Sunglasses £15 and caps (available in black, yellow, natural and a cool skeleton design) were £25 apiece and flying out of the tent, along with some of the more off-piste options available.

These included the annual appearance of Lou’s Brews hot sauce (£10), limited edition prints (£20) and even a Tragic: The Gathering playing cards (£7) and dice (£20) which sold out almost immediately! I managed to witness a gleeful moment as one of the merch staff found the last set of dice for one customer, making their day in the process.

Tragic the Gathering merch – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I also collected my pre-booked headphones from Silent Disco King (£35 of which £25 is returned a few days after the festival). The fun starts each night after the final headliner as DJs play sets across multiple channels and stages. There are even live sets from bands (and the football commentary…) which creates the utterly surreal experience of bands performing in silence, but it’s a lot of fun.

Back to the shade of the Forest and it was one of those bands I was VERY excited to see – Hyphen.

He combines genres into a fusion of rage-filled rap-rock which covers socio-political issues, from immigration, racism and corrupt politicians (Farage) and has an audience rallying behind every word.

‘This Is Great Britain’ questions how great the country is, and spotlights ‘Dave the Racist’ who reads the Daily Mail and blames immigrants rather than the powers that be: “So Dave doesn’t get what he needs. He’s told to blame me. Divide and conquer, rinse and repeat. Trying to be kind but David, I’m not the fucking enemy”

An absolutely incendiary ‘This Might Be It’ has the pit absolutely frothing, while the unexpected sing-a-long chorus of ‘Desk job’ (“Desk job or sex tape? Suck d*** and get paid!”) goes down (pun intended) a storm.

Hyphen – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Newest release ‘SAID WHAT I SAID’ and its refrain of “Fuck you! Yeah, I said what I said” covers AI, billionaires and the hypocrisy of racists enjoying an onion bhaji and GOES OFF!

More festivals await this summer, as well as going on tour with Kid Kapichi later this year and a new EP on the way. Hyphen is ready for bigger things and I reckon we need him more than ever.

Heading back to the campsite to meet friends, eat, play some games (Can Off is an absolute winner) and make the most of the chilled beers left in the cooler, it was a few hours before heading back for Irish band, Sprints.

Ireland has always been a musical nation, but even by their standards they’re in a rich vein of form and Sprints are part of that wave.

They (and the crowd) look like they’re having a shit load of fun up there, as an energetic set of punk rock with songs referencing French philosophers (‘Descartes’), Czech poets (‘Beg’) and desire (‘Something’s Gonna Happen’). There’s also an excellent cover of Le Tigre’s ‘Deceptacon’ which is a weekend highlight for me.

Karla Chubb of Sprints crowd surfs – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

Addressing the crowd, powerhouse frontwoman Karla Chubb asks: “Are yiz all sweating your balls off?”. The answer is a unanimous yes, balls or not.

For the final song, ‘Little Fix’, the band asks the fired-up audience: “Can anyone play guitar?”. The call was answered by a young woman in a backpack (it stayed on throughout) and so Chubb got herself into the mixer, crowd surfing as the set came to a triumphant end.

It’s a brilliant set, and if you’re not already familiar with Sprints then get on it!

PUP are a band I hadn’treally come across before and that is a profound own goal on my part! The Forest is absolutely buzzing ahead of the set from the Toronto natives who are playing their 2016 LP The Dream Is Over’ in its entirety.

Crowd surfing starts from the off and the “Woo, ooh-ooh, woo, ooh-ooh’s” of ‘DVP’ get even newcomers to the Canadian’s repertoire involved. The weather-appropriate ‘Sleep In The Heat’ can’t be held responsible for the conditions, but would it have killed them to have another one called ‘Light Drizzle For A Little Bit’?

Crowds at PUP’s Forest stage set – Credit Jez Pennington

They tease some of tomorrow’s main stage slot setlist with ‘Reservoir’ and the woozy love song ‘Hunger for Death’ bringing an epic set to a close and then it’s time for a White Russian.

A trip to the bar and a selfie with organiser James Scarlett and co-conspirator Gavin McInally and then it was time for Trees stalwarts Thrill Collins.

They take to the stage in front of a headphone wearing crowd, with the light blue colour on the headsets making the Forest look like it had been taken over by a phosphorescent algae bloom!

Thrill Collins playing a Silent Disco set – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

A set of pop, rock, garage, drum and bass covers goes down a treat. They even manage to have their own version of a wall of death – “Let’s call it a wall of love!”. The love is definitely flowing from both sides of the barrier, as they tell the crowd they are “Panto good” (“Oh no we aren’t!”) for their participation. It’s a cracker and they never fail to deliver.

And so, to bed, attempting to avoid the classic too much, too soon with three full days ahead…but not until I’ve had a couple of White Russians…

THURSDAY

The second wave of weekend ticket holders begin drifting onto site early doors, hunting down their friends and family to join in the fun, selecting prime locations wherever possible.

Oxfam volunteers giving out wristbands – Credit @avigayilmusic

Among the keenos who arrived yesterday a number made their way, yoga mats under arm, into the Forest for an early morning session. Others took the opportunity to join the queue for a bacon sandwich – people contain multitudes.

The main arena opened up for the first time, revealing more food vendors and some changes to the previous years’ layout. Most noticeable was the expansion of the Marshall Tent (who now have naming rights to the stage formerly known as Neu) and subsequent relocation of the Arbor bar to opposite the Marshall Stage.

This meant the Frank Water stall moved around the corner, closer to the VIP entrance, in between food stalls.

Buds. were first up on the main stage. The Southampton four-piece have played Trees for the last three years, as well as having attended as punters – so their connection with the festival is a strong one.

Their set begins with a slightly delayed soundcheck due to DON BROCO’s gear still being on stage, which gives them chance to hand out party bags with balloons, bubbles, party hats, Lego keyrings, Haribos and lollies to the already assembled masses.

Goods courtesy of Buds. – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Singer Dan confessed his voice was “Fucked” but reassured us they were just going to “Pretend it isn’t!” – a bold approach considering they’ve got busking stage slots over each of the coming nights!

Buds. – Credit Jez Pennington

At one point Dan also twats himself in the face with his guitar, causing a nosebleed which is sub-optimal during the biggest show of their lives – but he soldiers on and its pretty metal, if sore.

New single ‘Time Well Spent’ is a three-minute pop-punk smash hit with a sing-a-long chorus, ‘Grit’ has an infectious chorus (“I’m a layabout, I ain’t got no grit. I’ll never know what a hard day work is”) and ‘Picking Wounds’ just bloody rocks!

Ending with the genuinely excellent ‘Building Blocks’, the crowd sings along, blows bubbles and releases balloons in a joyous celebration. Chants of “Buds, buds, buds, buds, buds…” continued throughout the weekend and they’ve definitely left Upcote with a raft of new fans after this showing.

Buds. on the main stage – Credit Jez Pennington

Dropping in on Yorkshire’s Goo on the Marshall Stage, their set is filled with fuzz-laden riffs and gives me a bit of a Courtney Barnett-vibe. Their debut album ‘Oh Wow, Oh Well’ came out in May and gets its moment in the spotlight throughout the set.

Singles ‘Payday’ and ‘Slow Morning’ feature, along with earlier releases ‘Call In Sick’ are standouts along with the fantastically titled ‘Tiny Dinosaur That Only I Can See’.

A quick coffee stop and then it was back to the campsite to meet one of our party joining us for their first ever Trees. A tour of the festival site, including the necessary admin of wristband and headphone collection, and it was time for a beer.

The partnership Trees has with Arbor means you’re always guaranteed to have good quality, and often gluten-free, beer options throughout the site – but it’s at the Arbor Bar you’ll find the broadest selection. Lagers, IPAs, NEIPAs, low-alcohol options and even Stouts – it’s all there.

There are also a selection of picnic benches outside which offer a view of the stage (part of it anyway) giving you the opportunity to take a load off and still enjoy the action.

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There are also food options galore at Trees, ranging from the classics of Fish and Chips, Fried Chicken Pizza and Burgers through to Gyros, Pad Thai and Paella. There is always a genuine focus on providing vegan and gluten-free options too which means you’re pretty much set when it comes to feasting.

I’m lucky enough not to have any dietary restrictions, but each of the stalls is very clear about allergens where there are any – and if they weren’t obvious, customers were encouraged to ask.

I tried to dip into the Marshall Stage for snake eyes, but the humidity in there was nuts and the breeze outside was providing much needed respite so I bailed. Maybe next time.

Mariachi el Bronx were next up on the main stage and the sudden influx of cultural appropriation/sensible sun protection in the form of sombreros spelled out what was to come.

Sombrero wearing fans at Mariachi El Bronx – Credit Jez Pennington

Entering the stage in pure Mariachi drip, the band (who would be performing as The Bronx later on) proudly announced that Trees had “Never had a band perform as a mariachi band and then as a punk band later that same night”– a genuine Upcote Farm first, put that on your bingo sheet!

It all began with an album of the same name which they released in 2009. They’ve since toured as both bands and revelled in the fun the former provides. They’re clearly supremely talented musicians and the addition of mariachi brass, squeeze boxes and a frankly mad number of guitars provide a sound perfectly suited to a sunny afternoon.

Mariachi El Bronx – Credit Jez Pennington

My personal favourites from the set were ’48 Roses’, ‘Cell Mates’, Norteño Lights’ and set closer ‘Revolution Girls’. It was hard to stay still throughout and I wasn’t the only one! In fact, a conga started in the pit and there was even a spontaneous limbo dancing competition at one point.

It was a fun-filled affair and in the spirit of cultural appropriation, I went and got nachos for a little snacky snack. Fiesta Nachos from Banging Burritos were £7 and you got a big portion with sour cream and Pico Di Gallo…can’t say fairer than that!

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The weather gods, not content with scorching all before them with a heat wave, threw an insane tornado-like gust of wind into the mix! Hats went flying hundreds of metres up into the air and were then joined by a frigging umbrella (no sign of Mary Poppins for a secret set). It was a bizarre sight and let to a post on the official Facebook group for survivors of the 2000Trees Tornado 2026.

Standing out in front of the main stage had taken a toll on us, that or the beers, so we went back to the campsite to recover with a high-octane game of Can Off and a few more bevs – along with a wardrobe change given the sweat fest the AM had triggered.

Can Off involves throwing a frisbee at a pole with a can on the top, which you have to knock off. You can try to catch it, which earns you points, or you just smash everything to pieces in front of you and hoon the can half way to Stroud.

Can Off in action – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

We drew in a few spectators and participants, even an official photographer at one point (thanks Joe!), and the consensus was overwhelmingly positive.

With a day-saver ticket purchased to the struggle bus, it wasn’t until the early evening before I made my way stage-ward again. This time it was into the Forest and Native James.

There was a huge amount of hype ahead of time off the back of a massive set at Download and the amount of people stood waiting for it to begin was a testament to that.

Kicking things off with ‘Power’ and then ramping it up with the monster track, ‘Hammer’ the forest floor was soon churned up by a heaving pit. ‘DO WHAT YOU WANT’ lit the touchpaper even more (if that was possible) and I honestly haven’t seen a show like it on that stage before.

Native James – Credit Jez Pennington

Native James gave 100% for every second of the 40-minute set and the crowd responded in kind. A huge wall of death and a constant swirling pit – it was fucking intense, the kind of set that people talk about all weekend and then a hell of a lot afterwards too!

He has a headline show at Nice ‘N’ Sleazy in Glasgow at the end of the week (tickets are less than £15!), Cowgate Block Party in Edinburgh, Latitude Festival, Outcider Festival and Secret Island Festival all still to come this summer. It won’t be long before those slots and venues will be much bigger.

I headed to the always brilliant Manjula (more of them later…) for a portion of Marry Me Tofu which was one of their daily specials, along with their usual array of delicious plant-based street food including Burritos, Nachos and Curries. I wasn’t sure I could handle mashed potato in a heat wave, but I triumphed in the face of adversity and it was bloody lovely!

Having taken on the mantle of PUP fan yesterday, it was time for their second show of the weekend and my second in 24 hours which basically makes me a super fan as far as I’m concerned.

Pup – Credit Mac Praed @Mac_Praed

I really don’t know how I’ve neglected them for so long but my Spotify wrapped will definitely reflect my newfound…erm…finding, of them.

There was some overlap between the sets, which is to be expected – especially as they’re bangers – but we got songs off debut LP ‘PUP’, ‘Morbid Stuff’ and ‘Who Will Look After The Dogs?’ too. New single ‘Concrete’, released at the end of June, also got air time giving the punters a full spectrum of PUP eras in one 50-minute set.

Following their cover set in the Forest on Wednesday, PUP’s Canadian comrades The Dirty Nil were also back in action at the Marshall Stage.

Formed in 2006 they’ve an enviable back catalogue including five LPs to work with and were here to rock from the off opening with ‘That’s What Heaven Feels Like’ followed by ‘No Weaknesses’ and ‘Rock N’ Roll Band’.

The Dirty Nil – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

They were making a statement, flying out of the stalls and taking no prisoners – I’m just glad I had earplugs!

I also managed to nip into the Axiom for Superheaven’s show too (the beauty of the site’s compact layout) thus navigating one of those bloody clashes that are unfortunately always going to happen.

Taking the opportunity to sit down at the back of the tent, it was cute to hear them so clearly enthusiastic about the opportunity to play Trees (their first time). Catching the end of their show I was treated to their Deftones-esque ‘Youngest Daughter’, along with the genuinely excellent ‘Crawl’ both from 2013’s ‘Jar’.

Crowdsurfers during Superheaven – Credit Jez Pennington

Their set finished with ‘Poor Aileen’, a Bush-a-like grunge track that whisked me back to the mid 90’s with little effort. A double whammy of two excellent bands and then it was on to main stage duties.

The super last-minute cancellation by Alkaline Trio meant there were still a lot of shirts knocking around, and those fans were able to seek solace in the arms of Silent Disco, where the excellent Gemma Edwards (check out her TikTok) devoted part of her set to the band.

Their replacements, DON BROCO, had plenty of their own fanbase present but addressed replacing Alkaline Trio early doors – Rob Damiani telling the crowd: “These are impossible shoes to fill. We hope Matt gets better”.

Don Broco – Credit Jez Pennington

They headlined in 2024 and showed they were more than capable of holding it down then. I’ll be honest, gutted as I was at Alkaline Trio having to pull out, the Bedford lads are a hell of a replacement.

Reflecting on receiving the call to replace them not long after finishing their support slot for Biffy Clyro, he said: “This time last week we didn’t know we’d be playing tonight. It didn’t take us any time to say yes. It’s a massive, massive honour!”

Set opener ‘Cellophane’ has been rattling around my head since the announcement, although I am 99% certain Damiani is singing “Do you have the Mini Rolls?” and now I want Mini Rolls.

While there was no sign of Nickelback for ‘Nightmare Tripping’ plenty of songs from the album of the same name did make an appearance. ‘Somersaults’, ‘Disappear’ and ‘Euphoria’ were all met with the same love for the oldies and they even drew proceedings to a close with ‘Hype Man’.

The fact the band (and crowd) was able to slip so seamlessly between the new tracks and the staples is a testament to how finely tuned these guys are!

Rob Damiani of Don Broco surveys his kingdom – Credit Carla Mundy

They’re by no means the first or last to heap praise on organisers and the behind-the-scenes teams for their efforts in putting on the best festival in the country, but there’s genuine sincerity in their words.

I legged it away from DON BROCO to try and catch Static Dress but the Cave tent was absolutely chocka so I stood outside to listen to set closer ‘human props’ then hot footed it back…not quickly enough to hear ‘Bruce Willis’ though – sadly.

I also missed the hydration break, that much-maligned feature of the World Cup which has drawn boos from fans and criticism from coaches and players. It wasn’t getting off lightly here either! Boos rang out before they kicked back into action and set things up for their encore.

Don Broco take a hydration break “BOOOOOOOOO!” – Credit Carla Mundy

Coming back out with their absolutely massive ‘Everybody’ into ‘T-Shirt Song’ and a swirling mass of t-shirts over heads before ‘Hype Man’ brought things to a finale. You have to take your hat off to the boys for the willingness to step in at late notice and then to deliver a totally headline worthy set. Thank you, lads.

I had half an eye on seeing Haggard Cat in the Forest, but instead scored an excellent sausage (not a euphemism, thank you) from Happy Bangers before heading back to the campsite for Dave McPherson of InMe over on the Camp Frabbit stage conveniently opposite my tent and camping chair.

I went down to Camp Turner for another dose of Buds. – still going strong after their 11am main stage opener and Dan’s voice holding on thanks to lozenges. A fun-filled, cover version smattered, can-chugging, bubble-dominated set followed and it was absolutely worth staying up for.

Buds. on the Camp Turner stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

If you’ve never ventured out to the stages in the general camping area, I can honestly say I’ve seen some of my favourite performances out there in recent years, so it’s well worth the explore.

With a second (actually, more like seventh) wind now upon me it was time to give the Silent Disco my attention. What I didn’t intend was to be returning to my tent at 3:30am nearly voiceless but with cheeks hurting from smiling so hard. Was it worth it? Abso-bloody-lutely.

FRIDAY

Waking up only a few hours after I fell asleep the heat was feeling extra spicy today and the combination with a fuzzy head was less than pleasant. My own supply of lozenges came to the party to help tackle the hoarse voice, but again – worth it.

Despite the hangover’s grip on very soul, I dragged myself and pals into the sanctuary of the Forest for the 11:30am performance from local lads, Truck.

Truck – Credit Summer Festival Guide

I have to confess to being a massive Truck fanboy and I have no problem outing myself from the off! Their 90’s influenced sound knits alternative rock, country, emo and pop together into the most comfortable (and stylish) sweater you could imagine…the kind that gets you compliments wherever you go.

Hailing from just down the road in Cheltenham, there is a partisan gathering in the audience ready to see the long-time attendees and frequenters of the campsite stages in action on the bill proper for the first time. Their enthusiasm led to a dusty circle pit, sing-a-longs and plenty of smiles.

Having spent part of 2025 in the recording studio, the lads have released two singles so far this year (‘A Little Bit of Love’ and ‘Your Life & Mine’) both of which showcase frontmen Jamie and Dom’s gorgeous harmonies and fondness for a gut punch lyric.

Their cover of Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ is genuinely brill, completely changing the song from a brooding metal track into an upbeat, summer-y tune. It’s a gleeful set and they’re clearly touched by the support from the crowd. You can’t help but root for them and their love for 2000Trees is clear to see. Here’s hoping they get another rung up the ladder next year.

Twat Union – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Over to the main stage it was Twat Union, a “feminist-punk-pop six-piece”. Introducing their post-coital lament, ‘UTI’, frontwoman Kate MacDonald removes her shorts to reveal underwear with flames on the front (stylish and informative) before the middle finger to sexists ‘Singer of the Band’ brings the set to a close.

I needed to eat something to try and fight back at the hangover, so a Spring Roll Bowl for a deeply reasonable £6 from the Pad Thai stall got things rolling (arf, arf).

I drifted across to Axiom for a snippet of Grandma’s House and brief respite from the sun and enjoyed Yasmin Berndt’s Brodie Dalle-esque vocals and the sinister basslines and jagged guitars while lying on my back and nursing an ice cold beer.

Then it was back to the furnace for Leeds’ Beauty School for a hearty slug of Midwest-emo that rallies me from the pits of despair. It’s a hot auld set, but for a short period of time a cloud earns itself the title of “hero of the weekend” for blocking the sun.

RIP Cloud, we knew you so briefly – Credit Summer Festival Guide

The respite was insufficient though, and so I headed campsite-wards to get into the welcome gloom of my tent for a wee while before a sojourn to Word for something completely different in TV Party Tonight, a TV theme tune covers band.

They delivered flawless renditions of The Office (US), Peep Show, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles and (my personal favourite) The OC themes among others and it was a fun-filled alternative to my original plans. It’s always the things you least expect.

Next up was Saturdays At Your Place in the Cave. Of all the bands I listened to in the build-up, these guys were among the ones I was most looking forward to seeing in action.

Hailing from Michigan, the three-piece specialise in that technical Midwest emo guitar sound that has become so synonymous with Trees (and my Spotify wrapped). Fan favourite ‘tarot cards’ is the embodiment of that with the lyrics “She said her friends don’t like me. Well I don’t like, me too.” encapsulating the awkward, youthful angst so associated with the scene.

Saturdays At Your Place – Credit Mac Praed @mac_praed

Other sad bangers ‘it’s always cloudy in kalamazoo’ and ‘future’ feature along with ‘i’d rather be in michigan’ which I would definitely agree with if it was a bit cooler there, but then I wouldn’t be at Trees.

A very short stone’s throw away is Axiom where Free Throw were playing, but again the sauna-like conditions in the tent lost out in favour of time sat in the shade with a pint and some carbs.

This came in the shape of a hefty portion of macaroni cheese with BBQ pulled pork from The Mac Shac (£15). The addition of Sriracha livened me up further still for a quick split of The Wildhearts and the aptly named Sunny Day Real Estate.

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The Wildhearts are elder statesmen of the UK rock scene, led by the ever-present Ginger Wildheart. They were a late addition (not DON BROCO late, but still late) after Lambrini Girls were forced to withdraw following Phoebe Lunny’s brain surgery (get well soon, Phoebe!).

Earlier this year, Ginger announced he had been diagnosed with mantle cell lymphoma, an aggressive form of cancer and was refusing to undergo treatment – preferring instead to spend the next couple of years saying his goodbyes. It’s amazing that he’s doing things on his own terms, and they give the busy Cave tent a proper rock n roll show including ‘I Wanna Go Where the People Go’ and ‘Mazel Tov Cocktail’. It was far too “Meat and Potatoes” for me, but the crowd seemed to have fun!

Down to the main stage next for the driving guitars of Sunny Day Real Estate. The Godfathers of emo have been doing the business since 1992, inspiring countless bands in the process.

Sunny Day Real Estate – Credit Jez Pennington

With over three decades (I felt dirty writing that) of music at their fingertips it’s an enviable task to pick their set. Hearing ‘In Circles’ live was a genuine highlight of the weekend for me, filling this elder emo’s heart to the brim and we still had Funeral for a Friend to come!

There was a definite move by the masses to get food at this point with almost every stall catering to big queues. Although I did have to spare a thought for the team at Crumble…ain’t no-one messing with a crumble in this heat!

Axiom next for Arcane Roots – one of the weekend’s big draws.It’s a good job the set-up crew legends properly nailed down the tent else the roof would be going the same way as yesterday’s umbrella and heading off over the Cotswold hills.

Fans on the barrier for Arcane Roots – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

The crowd was at fever pitch as the band, who disbanded in 2018, returned to the stage with newest single ‘A Wave, Across the Sea’. Andrew Groves’ voice still soars while the epic soundscapes are all still there. Gentle, melodic build ups reaching epic crescendos and frankly bloody massive drums.

Bidding the crowd adieu (at least until their Forest set on Saturday) they left them wanting more with a stunning ‘If Nothing Breaks, Nothing Moves’. It was a seismic performance and even if the only other opportunity to see them (aside from tomorrow) is currently at ArcTanGent there’ll be hopes for a tour in the not-too-distant future.

Arcane Roots – Credit Carla Mundy

We’re treated to another beaut of a sunset, as the now dusty track lends a hint of Tatooine to this corner of Gloucestershire. I am also treated to another visit to Manjula (what? It’s good!!) and their specials board which this time promises puffed tofu!

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They were only £5.50 and came with a nice tingly sweet chilli sauce (The proper stuff, not the syrup you get in a supermarket) providing the perfect amuse bouche before the main event – Birria Tacos (£14) from Gourmet Warriors.

I try, where possible, not to duplicate meals year on year so as to provide the broadest possible selection of food reviews but I had spent the last 12 months thinking about these tacos and I needed them again.

Delicious beef mixed with cheese and perfectly grilled tacos come with a small pot of beef consommé for dipping and hell’s bells they’re amazing. See you in another year you delicious, delicious wallets of joy.

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And now it was time for our Friday night headliners Funeral for a Friend and I am GIDDY!

They’ve been at it for 25 years now (again, this is a violation), albeit with a few years on hiatus, and long-standing members Kris Roberts, Darran Smith and Ryan Richards are all still going. The vocals are now in the hands of Holding Absence’s Lucas Woodland following Matthew Davies-Kreye’s decision to step away from the band in 2023.

Kicking things off, Woodland announces “We’re Funeral for a Friend and we’re all the rage!” for the Hours LP’s opener of the same name.

Funeral for a Friend – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

It’s 100mph from the off and it’s immediately into ‘Streetcar’ followed swiftly by ‘Rookie of the Year’ and ‘This Year’s Most Open Heartbreak’. It’s breathless stuff, but Woodland is doing a fine job of fronting the band. Referencing the football and identifying the headliners as being “66 per cent Welsh” (he’s not wrong!) he’s up there living the dream. He’s singing in a band he himself loves as a fan, and is clearly appreciative of the opportunity.

Funeral for a Friend – Credit Mac Praed @mac_praed

It’s never easy being the new guy, but he praises the band for their support and says he’s ready to perform with them for as long as they’ll have him. On the evidence of tonight, he should probably get comfy!

The boys bring out Ben Barlow from Neck Deep for ‘Juneau’ and then it’s a massive singalong (and more than a few tears) for ‘History’ before a brief pause as they leave the stage.

The unmistakeable opening to ‘Into Oblivion (Reunion)’ takes the roof off before Woodland tells the crowd: “Diolch yn Fawr! We’ll be back. Escape artists never die!” giving us one last chance to scream lyrics in the faces of our besties. It’s absolutely everything and my heart is full. Fuller still as the Dafydd Iwan protest anthem ‘Yma o Hyd’ plays out on the PA. Da iawn, boys.

Funeral for a Friend – Credit Mac Paraed @Mac_Praed

I hot footed back to Camp Turner for Truck’s second set of the day and this time they’re rolling with a freakin’ banjo along with Joe from Lickshot filling in on cajon.

With heavy footfall passing the lads had the opportunity to woo some new fans, with passers by stopping to listen in to another excellent performance. There’s no such thing as too much Truck in my opinion (and clearly in the organisers’ opinion too with three bands featuring the word Truck!).

Truck on the Camp Turner stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

A stop off at the tent to pick up Silent Disco headphones and it was into the Forest for Battlesnake.

The Australian rockers tore the place up last year and they were back for more, along with a Saturday main stage slot. It was time to convert some non-believers!

Battlesnake Silent Disco set – Credit Jez Pennington

After the customary spoken-word introduction of ‘Dawn of the Exultants’ frontman Sam Frank announces: “We are Battlesnake. And we are playing silently!” and it’s into ‘I Killed Satan’.

It’s absolutely surreal to watch them in action but in silence, especially after their batshit set in the same location during daylight hours last year. I’m not sure it worked, but with another show to come they would have their chance.

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A brief stop off in the Silent Disco was cut short when I ended up spilling the White Russian, I was carrying in my pocket down my shorts and boxers and I had to go back to the tent to change. Which, serendipitously, meant I was in prime location for Buds.’ Camp Frabbit show.

There were definitely over 100 people gathered around for the performance, which they introduced as “The hits!”. We got huge singalongs to their own material, especially for ‘Building Blocks’ but were also treated to excellent covers of Natasha Beddingfield’s ‘Unwritten’, Sugababes’ ‘About You Now’, Bowling for Soup (‘Girl All the Bad Guys Want’) and ‘Complicated’ by Avril Lavigne.

Buds. on the Camp Frabbit stage – Credit Summer Festival Guide

It was an hour of pure joy and the balloons, circle pits, people on shoulders and crowd surfers made for one of the best campsite shows I’ve seen to date.

At the same time over near the Forest, it was time for the annual dose of the obscure as Not a Carrot Cult reaped the rewards of a bountiful harvest (“Blessed Be!”) – possibly their largest crop to date.

Half village fete vegetable growing competition, half sing-a-long, it’s all bonkers – and it’s an absolute highlight.

The ceremony was punctuated by veg themed songs such as ‘Sow Me Now’ (to the tune of Creed’s One Last Breath) and ‘Carrots Gonna Grow’ in the style of ‘Three Lions’ and forays into terrace chants showing love for carrots (“We love you carrots, we do”) and disdain for parsnips (“What do we think of parsnips? Shit!”). It’s one of the most bizarre aspects of 2000Trees and it’s bloody excellent – “Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SATURDAY

We’re running on fumes at this point and so there’s a more relaxed start to proceedings and a couple of coffees at the campsite before attacking the day.

On the Camp Frabbit stage we got an unexpected early performance, as a man from a nearby tent got on stage to shower while his friends played Def Leppard’s ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ on a speaker. The guy had some serious moves and will undoubtedly be taking calls ahead of next year’s event…that or from folk of ill repute.

Trees regulars The Xcerts were taking part in a Q&A over in the Forest, so we headed there first of all. The Scottish band were playing the Cave stage later on, but there’s nothing wrong with double The Xcerts.

The XCerts Q&A session with Mark & Me – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

That being said, while Murray’s solo set (including ‘Do It to Myself’ and ‘losing it’) was great, there was a bit too much Q&A for my liking – so we left in search of breakfast.

Catching the end of breakfast service meant options were thinning out, but my heroes over at Gourmet Warriors had some leftover Breakfast Tacos (three for £11.50)! What a result!! They were incredible and I will definitely be attempting to make them myself at home. Corn tortillas stuffed with spiced sausage meat, scrambled egg and melted cheese – served with salsa.

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While eating we caught some of Frozemode on the main stage with what I have decided to dub ‘roadman rock’. It wasn’t my bag, but they were well up for it and those who enjoyed it had a silent disco set to look forward to (after the football).

A cold, refreshing Helles lager in hand I wandered across to Lakes in Axiom for more of that Midwestern emo I love so much!

They’re from the UK but their influences are worn squarely on their sleeves with a set of really tight American Football-referencing indie. They’ve toured with acts such as Pedro the Lion and The Get Up Kids – similar exponents of the multi-layered indie style of music. It’s a fantastic set and they’re a group I’ll be keeping my eye out for.

The main stage once more and it’s the return of Battlesnake! The surreal silent disco set behind them, this time it’s for real and it’s time to get loud. They get the crowd involved, with a kid on shoulders shouting “2000!” into the mic and the crowd responding with “Trees!”. It’s core memory territory and might be the beginning of a journey toward rock superstardom for the young lad.

Seth leads the crowd in a chant during Battlesnake – Credit Jez Pennington

White robes are soon removed and it’s into budgie smugglers (they’re aussies, okay?) as frontman Sam Frank informs the crowd after every song “Thank you we are Battlesnake!”. He also tells the watching throng “We’ve got one more for you” which he repeats at least three times so I honestly couldn’t tell you how many songs there were.

Battlesnake – Credit Jez Pennington

If you have FOMO reading this, or you were there and just wanting to relive everything (or in my case remind myself), you can watch it all again on the band’s YouTube! They’re fun as hell and I love ‘em.

Another of those acts my pre-festival research flagged up was Bicurious. Having already been given one dose of Ireland’s new wave of alternative bands, I was thirsty for more.

Bicurious – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Bicurious is the Dublin-based duo of Gavin Purcell and Taran Plouzané. Describing themselves as “Two sweaty boys playing tunes and giving it loads” they’re doing themselves a bit of a disservice. It’s not an inaccurate statement by any stretch – but there’s heaps more to them than that.

Purcell is part drummer, part hype man and spends his time leaping off stage into the crowd, encouraging a circle pit and as much moshing as possible. Plouzané keeps the momentum going with looped riffs and when they let rip, boy do they let rip!

They’re on the Marshall Stage this year, but given the response to their set I reckon they’re good for a bigger space next time around.

The Seal of Approval is even there! NB: I previously stated the Seal had a red light AND a green light, which was clearly a Freudian slip into Squid Games territory. It only has a red light (currently) although the Seal’s keepers were considering the upgrade for next year.

The motherflippin’ Seal of Approval – Credit Summer Festival Guide

On the Seal, I finally received the flipper up I had so yearned for (and a bit of a bruised jaw) as I was made to kneel and “Receive the Seal”. It was absolutely worth it.

The annual live edition of the 2 Promoters 1 Pod (starring James Scarlett and Gavin McInally) is taking place over in the Word tent and is once again totally packed (Axiom next year?) despite the tent being given an extension this year.

Arriving on stage, Gavin appeared as James – holding an England flag. He soon switched into his Scotland shirt though and is probably still washing his hands…

Over in Axiom, Baltimore’s Have Mercy inform the audience that this is only their third time visiting the UK three times ever. Their earnest, elder-emo soothing sound is another highlight of the weekend.

Have Mercy – Credit Jez Pennington

Although they strayed into the classic pitfall of commenting on the actual number of trees at 2000Trees (“There are 2,220 – the name’s misleading!”) the set is awesome. ‘Coexist’, ‘Two Years’, ‘Let’s Talk About Your Hair’ and the stunning ‘Cigarettes and Old Perfume’ give the Axiom crowd a dose of exactly what we want.

Thanking the crowd, they say: “This has been the best show of our life”. You can’t helped be touched by their obvious pride at what they’ve just delivered and it’s a feeling very much reciprocated.

I headed over to the Word tent for The Ogretones, the UK’s number one musical tribute to the greatest film soundtracks of all time – Shrek. Yes, that’s right the Shrek films.

The group, dressed as much-loved characters from the film franchise (including Donkey on bass, the Big Bad Wolf on drums, the Gingerbread Man on keyboard) play songs from the Shrek soundtrack including ‘Accidentally in Love’, ‘All Star’, ‘I’m A Believer’ and “Holding Out for a Hero”

The Ogretones – Credit Summer Festival Guide

Shrek (well, the singer with Shrek ears and a bright green guitar) comments that “We’ve never had a circle pit before…” and as the riff from Led Zepellin’s ‘Immigrant Song’ starts they get their wish. Gentle though it is, it’s unmistakably a circle pit and there is joy on the faces of everyone involved!

These guys hit the absolute sweet spot for a festival populated with millennials. Loads of them grew up watching the films and now they have kids of their own who watch the films. The booking is inspired and there are no glum faces as we make our way back out into the sun.

On the subject of fancy dress (seamless right?) this year’s theme was 2000memes.

The creativity of Trees attendees is a joy to behold. We had a brilliant couple as the ‘This is Fine’ dog surrounded by fire, an incredible recreation of the iconic Pepe Silva scene from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Spidermen(people?) pointing at one another, a cat playing piano, a whole “I can haz cheeseburger? stall and the individual prize winner an interactive ‘Distracted Boyfriend’ stand.

Winners of the couples fancy dress competition – Credit Magda Campagne
Runner up and winners of the solo category – Credit Magda Campagne

It was time to visit the legends at Bunnymans Bunnychow for my annual pilgrimage. The hollowed-out bread, filled with chilli combo is an absolute winner whatever the weather. However, my plan to keep it 50/50 spice wise was thwarted by some gentle piss taking by the staff and so I caved under pressure and went for hot. This turned out to be a mistake when my core temperature was already at critical levels, but I regret nothing. It was delicious – and the pint of Westons cider offset the spice perfectly.

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Marmozets are back! Having stepped away from music in 2018 they returned with their first new release ‘CO.WAR.DICE.’ in May and have played seven headline shows across the UK prior to festival season.

One of the reasons they called it a day seven years ago was frontwoman Becca Bottomley’s pregnancy leading to the band being told no label would sign them as a result! Well, here they are, back at it, signed to Nettwerk and Bottomley is 30 weeks pregnant! It’s a triumphant middle finger up to the naysayers all those years ago – and they’re playing like they never left.

Marmozets – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

Their set is understandably pock marked with new ones (‘A Kiss From A Mother’, ‘Cut Back’ and ‘Like Last Night’ standouts) but the old stuff gets the most love. The bassline for ‘Captivate You’ has my sternum aching and ending their set on an utterly exhilerating ‘Major System Error’, Marmozets have lit the touch paper and Trees is all the better for it.

The heat was kicking the shit out of me at this point (both temperature and spice wise) and with a long one in the offing it was time to retreat back to the tent for a wardrobe change and a litre of electrolytes. As the designated “bag man” for Neck Deep, I’m left in charge of the silent disco headphones (along with other valuables) while the others go into the pit. Thankfully I have a freshly screen-printed tote bag from the Marshall Tent to store them in.

I drifted back into the arena, hearing The Xcerts (part deux) packing out the Cave for their play through of the fresh off the presses ‘i think i want to go home now.’ but carry on down to the main stage for Glassjaw.

The elder statesmen of post-hardcore hadn’t played Trees before and there was a huge amount of excitement among the crowd and bands on the bill alike. Their fingerprints are all over Funeral for a Friend for example, and their influence on the scene can’t be ignored.

Glassjaw – Credit Joe Singh @snaprockandpop

Anthems from 2002’s Worship and Tribute (‘Pink Roses’, ‘Cosmopolitan Blood Loss’, ‘Tip Your Bartender’ and ‘Ape Dos Mil’) figure heavily in the setlist but I’ll be honest I found myself losing interest so headed back up to The XCerts and caught the end of their set, including the certified banger ‘Feels Like Falling In Love’. There are emotional scenes amongst the audience and I start to feel like I made the wrong choice…Oh well!

Dinosaur Pile Up are on in the Axiom next and despite it being mere yards away there is no chance of getting in there as the place is PACKED. This is in no small part due to the gigantic inflatable dinosaurs in the pit, but as we all know “Nature finds a way!”

A literal Dinosaur Pile-Up at Dinosaur Pile-Up – Credit Carla Mundy

There’s plenty of the set occupied by tracks from the new record, ‘I’ve Felt Better’, including ‘Bout to Lose It’, ‘Sick of Being Down’ and most recent single ‘Love’s The Worst’ and they’re all well received. As are the classics – especially the impossibly funky ‘Back Foot’ which draws things to a close. It’s great seeing them back in action and with November dates covering Spain and Italy there’s hope for UK dates in the New Year.

Dusk settles in and here come Neck Deep, the final third of the Wales dominated headliner slots closing things out with a set filled with arms aloft pop punk anthems.

Neck Deep’s Ben Barlow – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

‘Can’t Kick Up The Roots’ opens things up and sets the tempo for the next 120 minutes of their set. Greeting the crowd, Ben Barlow acknowledges the upcoming match – promising that they were: “Going to try and rattle through this!”

The sampled intro of Where Do We Go When We Go’ with the playschool chant of “Rain, Rain, Go Away” was met with a pleading shout of “Come Back!” from frontman Ben and a setlist ticking off most eras of the band follows.

I reckon there’s a fair few in the crowd who had no idea Neck Deep were from North Wales. Despite the recent US focus on Wrexham thanks to Messrs Mac and Reynolds, you’d definitely not assume they’re from that part of the world! Still, Ben’s transatlantic vocal has undoubtedly helped them to enjoy success both here and across the pond!

Introducing ‘When You Know’ Ben asks the crowd: “Anyone here in love? Probably not. You’re all Neck Deep fans so you’re all miserable”. Following that theme he then dedicates their newest song (‘You Should See Me Now’) to those in the audience who have “been through some stuff”.

Neck Deep – Credit Gareth Bull @garethbull.co

We get a Christmas song (‘December’) in July and then things end on a massive sing-a-long ‘In Bloom’ which has been an earworm ever since. It has been a triumphant showing from the Neck Deep boys and a fine closer to the music for the weekend.

Then it’s the football…if you’re of that persuasion. James Scarlett told the 2 Promoters 1 Podcast audience they’d paid £5k to install a big screen to show the second half of the England Vs Norway match. It’s always one of those big dividers in that keeping the focus on the music is the priority – as Download did. But with so many football shirts around and the opportunity for a communal experience, there was little doubt Trees would deliver.

I meet friends down at Barnaby Sykes Pie Maker just in front of the bug screen, and with it being a football match raid their dwindling supplies for a final festival feast with a steak and chorizo pie, chips (they’d run out of mash) and gravy. It was pretty meh. But Bovril was in short supply.

There were a couple of teething issues with the screen initially, but it was soon rectified and considering we’re in the middle of a field where there’s no signal the fact they managed to stream it at all is impressive!

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Silent disco headsets allowed those desiring to listen to the dulcet tones of Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon, while everyone else could either switch over to the DJ sets (including Cheltenham’s own DJ Aces High spinning power ballads – RIP Bonnie Tyler – and epic 2Pigs club night If Only We Could Fly).

It was a surreal experience watching along with thousands of others wearing headsets, and even though it carried on into extra-time and nerves were jangling, England’s win sent the crowd into raptures.

The red channel DJ immediately queued up Fat Les’ ‘Vindaloo’ before ‘Three Lions’ got the first of possibly 700 plays that night across various channels, phones and Bluetooth speakers. At one point, sandwiched between the hoards making their way out of the main arena, I had to crank up the volume on literally any other channel to avoid the sing-a-long.

It was euphoria for England fans, but it was my queue to return the headphones and head back to my tent and out of earshot! Yes, that meant I missed out on the gazebo in the pit during the silent disco, but I am content with my decision and it made the early get up to pack down more palatable than if I was fighting for my life.

A slightly different conclusion to proceedings at Upcote Farm, but I am sure the bars were given an absolute pasting which would have gone some way to offsetting the cost of the big screen. You wouldn’t have blamed James Scarlett for not pandering to the football crowd – but it would have been an own goal if people made their way off site early and were spending their money in Cheltenham town centre instead. Total no brainer.

It’s the hope that kills you…England fans celebrate the win over Norway – Credit Summer Festival Guide

SUNDAY – OUTRO

And just like that it’s Sunday morning and the festival is over for another year, leaving Upcote Farm to heal and its temporary residents to take their sun ravaged bodies back to “real life”.

Due to some poor coordination on our part, we didn’t leave site until after midday – but that actually meant the exit was a lot more straight forward than previous years as the vast majority of folk had left already. So, while yes, I could have been home at least two hours earlier – not being sat in a boiling hot car for an hour was definitely a win.

So how do we assess 2000Trees 2026? Heatwave conditions, last minute cancellations, spiralling costs, unexpected football success – it wasn’t without its variables! But they managed to navigate all of that and deliver yet another masterclass.

They manage all this despite (or perhaps because of?) being independent. A small team delivering the absolute best week of the year for 15,000 people year in year out. They carry the burden on their shoulders and thrive under it.

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They have carefully selected commercial partners like Marshall, Arbor and Westons and there’s a great synergy between them all. Trees also makes an effort to provide spaces to charities such as Metal for Good, Head Above the Waves and Radical plus the annual charity of the year. They’re doing good while delivering excellent. Long may that continue.

Trees’ sister festival ArcTanGent has just announced it’ll be relocating but it feels like 2000Trees and Upcote Farm are a match made in heaven…even if there’s “Not enough shade” and only a tiny road on and off site…

It is always a pleasure to be on the farm and I am sure I speak for everyone when I say “Thank you” to the organisers, the staff and the volunteers who bring this gorgeous community together each year and never, ever miss.

2000Trees 2027 takes place from Thursday 9th to Saturday 11th July and will mark 20 years since the festival started. Tickets are already on sale, with a 30% discount until the end of this week – so move fast!

As of Wednesday evening, organisers said they had sold “as many tickets in the last 72 hours as we did for all of 2026!” which is absolutely insane! The show of faith from attendees is in no small part down to the incredible work done by the organisers to create a perfect corner of the world – especially when so much of it is a total hellscape.

It’s no surprise considering they’ve billed next year’s edition as a “20th Anniversary Special” and responding to the rush on tickets they said: “It…give us the confidence and resources to book the best lineup we possibly can when folks lock in so early”.

That’s an exciting prospect and considering James Scarlett managed to pull DON BROCO into a headline slot with mere hours’ notice, you best believe there’s something epic coming next year!

Whatever it is, you can safely assume they will be going ALL OUT on the line up! If you need convincing to book your ticket, I hope this review has helped! See you at the Taco stand!

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Kelburn Garden Party 2026

The boat on the hill

Kelburn Garden Party is unequivocally the best small festival in Britain (even the world): a hidden gem on the west coast of Scotland that exceeds expectations year after year. Its first outstanding feature is its location. Nestled in the Kelburn Estate, with its 1,000-year-old trees, waterfalls and idyllic views over the islands of Cumbrae and Arran, there are few festivals that can compete with walking through the surroundings of one of the oldest and most colourful castles in Scotland. Art exhibitions pepper the “Neverending Glen”, and the Thursday before the festival began in earnest was the perfect time for a sunny sneak peek at Kirsten Tingle’s eerie human mycelium sculptures (which had bulbously bloomed by the end of the festival) and Neve Pearce’s interactive tree puppet, Gronto.

Kirsten Tingle's mycelium sculptures

Kelburn’s equally exceptional feature is, of course, its music: perfectly curated stages around the beautiful site bristling with every imaginable genre. With Friday afternoon remaining clear, a hike up to the Boat on the Hill stage was a must. Dancing to Glasgow DJ duo Lezzer Quest’s queer electro euphoria while gazing out across the Firth of Clyde on a giant tugboat is an unusual thrill. New stage Giant’s Castle, set in the grounds of the Secret Forest (a children’s maze like no other), was spookily spectacular, as Italo house DJ Peeve set the ramparts alight. While Kelburn is well known for its EDM, rock and punk have started to make more of an appearance. The main Square stage welcomed Edinburgh funk rockers Bikini Body and eco-punk outlanders Snapped Ankles, both of whom never fail to win over a crowd. Meanwhile, the Skinny’s Pyramid stage hosted breakout punk grungers Soapbox for the best mosh pits of the festival, as bodies slid around (safely!) in the gathering mud to “Private Public Transport Sucks!”.

Soapbox at the Pyramid

But the wildest moment came when live techno ravers Dogshow, while playing synth and drums in a cart-cage, asked the crowd to spin them around. The result was bizarre: two circle pits erupted around the moving cage, a chaotic human whirlpool that even the band themselves hadn’t anticipated. A chiller time was had with alt-trap Glasgow DJ Iso Yso, who kept the Saloon raving amid Wild West-themed children’s slides. At the Landing – Kelburn’s largest stage for dance music – Jen Cardini’s global beats blew revellers away, from the front of the stage all the way to the colossal log that provides the perfect vantage point of the dancefloor.

Saturday dawns somewhat wetly, so Glasgow DJs Duende and their tropical reggaeton at the Boat are the perfect rejoinder, unless you’re waylaid first by Mungo’s Hi Fi’s incredible secret set in the small surroundings of the Hometown Corner jungle tent. The furthest-away stage in the glen, the Beech Plateau, is the next place to catch techno legend Neil Templar, despite stomping in deep mud to get there.

The Beech plateau

Coming down from the glen, it would usually be time for a swim, as the deep pools littered along the river (the Kel Burn) are a haven for wild swimmers. This year, the wild weather (caused by two heatwaves either side of the festival that turned the estate from a temperate to a tropical rainforest) means the river is too high for such shenanigans. But despite this, the spirit of Kelburn never dampens.

That spirit is awoken once more when Joshua Idehen, the standout new act of the festival, makes his debut. Political spoken word overlaying house beats (alongside eclectic dance moves that keep the crowd engaged and dancing throughout) is a tricky balance to strike without instruments or even much singing. Idehen, however, does not blink, cruising through his set. “Your Mum Does the Washing” is the absolute highlight, but his crowd-pleasing Talking Heads cover of “Once in a Lifetime” gets hips shaking too.

Other Saturday night-time highlights include indie rockers Tina Sandwich, brass beauties Esa’s Afro-Synth Band at the Viewpoint — another jaw-droppingly pretty stage — and, amusingly, Folkcore DJs at Sheela’s Tent, who fuse happy hardcore with Celtic favourites like “Rattlin’ Bog”; very appropriate for the bog encroaching outside said tent.

Sunday squelches into view with little let-up from the rain, which means it’s time to explore all the wonderful indoor places Kelburn has to offer, including cabaret and music tents, cafés (with real toilets!), and the Blundabus. In the early afternoon, the Blundabus is an unhinged jam tent where shelterers from the rain are press-ganged into playing instruments they don’t know how to hold. This chaos is charming, as one punter sings in an operatic voice: “We’re all in a jacuzzi, we don’t care about the weather…”

Meanwhile, baile funk DJs Femme45’s uplifting rhythms and Bemz’s talented hip-hop are the perfect way to enjoy the sliver of sun on offer later. Sunday night is folk night at Kelburn, meaning anyone who leaves early has sorely missed out on some of the most innovative trad tunes on offer. Here, electro-trad act Valtos are the stand-outs of the festival, drawing a packed-out Square stage as it pours with rain – no easy feat, as shown by how this poor reporter’s phone got so wet during the set that it broke and left them without one for a week! Valtos’s Celtic EDM though never lets up throughout. Perhaps the band had planned to play slower, haunting songs like “Beinn” about reclaiming the Gaelic language, but seeing the rain they went high-energy from the start, with “Ceòl Dannsa” and Peatbog Faeries’ electro-trad cover “Marx Terrace” sending the crowd bouncing. With plenty of shout-outs to the Scottish energy of partying despite the weather, and the world, it was the perfect way to end the main stage.

But Sunday’s other standout act had to be Huartan in Sheela’s. A radical Irish Heilung, fusing Celtic paganism with electronica, this act is a festival must, and one to watch. Finally, is it really a Scottish festival if Mungo’s Hi Fi don’t close it out? Ending by mixing “Rules of the Dance” with Fatboy Slim’s “Born Slippy”, the soundsystem crew never disappoint, and never fail to leave us wanting more.

It was a cruel twist of fate that the first sell-out Kelburn since before the pandemic was also the wettest Kelburn for many years. But the organisers, the bands and the ticket holders refused to let that spoil another magical revel in the glen. In Joshua Idehen’s words: “Don’t let it get you down” — and no one did. One festival-goer (just returned from a sweltering festival on the continent) remarked upon how preferential the rain was to the heatstroke-inducing conditions seen abroad, where bands play during the day to a few people huddled in a tiny bit of shade. With the climate oscillating between a burning laser in the sky and monsoon season, you could do far worse than visiting a shady forest on the west coast of Scotland for an amazing time with the most indomitable people.

Yes, we have our tickets for next year already.

2000Trees Update – Don Broco confirmed as new Thursday headliners!

Who’d be a festival organiser, eh?

Well James Scarlett organises two – 2000Trees and ArcTanGent – so he’s clearly a glutton for punishment, but even he must have had a bit of a wobble on Friday evening when Alkaline Trio announced they were having to withdraw from the rest of their UK tour less than a week before their Thursday night headline slot.

In a statement on Instagram, the band said:

We are immensely sorry but we must cancel our dates in England, including tonight’s show in Birmingham, due to medical issues Matt has been suffering from that have worsened. He’s gonna be okay but needs to be treated stateside as soon as possible.

We will be back healthier and stronger!

Skiba then followed up with his own video from a hotel at Heathrow Airport, apologising and updating fans on his condition, saying: “I got numbness in my feet, numbness in my hands, as you can tell I’m losing my voice so I can’t really talk, walk, play or sing. But I’m OK. I’m just a little tuned up but I’m gonna go home and get looked at and we’ll be back as soon as we can.”

Responding to the news in pretty much real-time, the 2000Trees team posted a statement of their own:

We’re gutted that Alkaline Trio will no longer be able to make it to 2000Trees next week, but health comes first and we wish the band the best – we know this won’t be an easy decision they’ve taken lightly.

We will have more news about a replacement as soon as possible. We’re actively working on getting something awesome for you all, and you’ll be the first to know – stay tuned for more info soon.

Speculation (or hopeful delusion?) filled social media as fans pondered who would step in at such short notice. Bands currently touring including Enter Shikari, Frank Turner, unpeople, Skindred, Knocked Loose and perhaps most delusional of all – My Chemical Romance.

Having already delved into the little black book to replace Lambrini Girls with The Wildhearts after Phoebe Lunny underwent surgery to deal with an acute brain injury which forced them to cancel Coachella, it was all hands on deck.

Shining the proverbial Bat Signal into the sky, James Scarlett’s call for help was answered within hours…but by who?

Fresh off the stage at Finsbury Park as part of their support slot for Biffy Clyro, the men from Don Broco checked their voicemails they said yes!

Having closed out 2024’s festival with an incendiary set (literally, they had fireworks and everything!) there is little doubt of the Bedford band’s ability to deliver the goods and the reactions on social media were full of celebrations. Updating the fans on the official trees app, organisers said:

Amazing news for you this gloriously sunny evening!

The one & only Don Broco have literally saved the day & will now be headlining the Thursday of 2000trees. This comes after today’s announcement from Alkaline Trio, who unfortunately now can’t make it.

We’re super happy that Don Broco are returning to 2000trees after a barn storming show back in 2024 and we’re massively grateful to their (& our) whole team for pulling this out of the bag at such short notice. What a result!!!

Lots of praise was rightly poured on Mr Scarlett and the Trees team for their swift actions and delivering, arguably, a bigger headliner with such short notice. The collective exhale from Upcote Farm could be heard from the N4 postcode! Hats off to the team.