Thursday night saw yellow camp beset by a raft of attempted and accomplished theft. Strange men unzipping tents, hiding in porches and slinking around were reported all over before stories of missing wallets, phones and even car keys were reported to security.
Police quickly responded and a mere hour later, the four guilty parties were having their Miranda's read, their tents ransacked and being driven off in the Police golf-buggy of shame. ID cards, bank cards and car keys were found strewn discarded between tents, as the perpetrators were only after cash and phones – which were found in their tent-stash, along with a mighty haul of powder based drugs stored inside deodorant cans. Nice work Bestival cops!